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I applaud Gen for posting her real name. At least she's proud of what she does for a living.
Why do porn stars need stage names at all? Mainly it's because they're ashamed. Ashamed to let the world know they're in porn. It's not about stalking issues. Couldn't Jennifer Lopez or Robert De Niro be stalked? Yes. Why don't they change their name? Because they're secure in what they do. Some actors do change their name but mainly because they're unhappy with how their first or last name sounds or who their parents are. EX.Nicolas Cage(Coppala)

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I was at the 2004 AEE and met a lot of the girls. I had a decent time but I got the feeling that many of the girls didn't want to be there. I could understand if it was the last day of the expo and they were tired but I got major attitude from girls just 20 minutes into the first day.
I politely asked a star from one of the major companies for a photo and she sighed loudly and muttered "whatever" in a snobby manner. I encountered situations like this at least 10 times.
Of course I had really positive experiences from girls who were genuinely happy to meet the fans.
I would like to hear comments from the talent who post here. What are your feelings towards signings and meeting fans?

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that's a nice ass!

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Yes. " ", ladies and gentlemen. .

I'm not sure I can keep doing this... Here's another :

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yeah, everyone has really cool avatars. Cleetus has Vlad, Toelicker has Teagen and Selena, and Bukkake Summit has an Asian slut gulping jizz. Who is that Asian slut, btw? She's hot

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I'm still a huge fan of Taylor even though she married Scott Faynor. Maybe the rumors about her being a headcase are true.

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What do we see? Despite the vitriol of his posts, you can still see lots of "lols" and "ROFLs" and "OMGs" and the like sprinkled like quaaludes through Kyoto's posts. They're really just pale descendents of the " ".

Kyoto was at one time a rampant Fanboy on par with AC Cream, King of All Fanboys searching for porn stars' lost publicity stunts--I mean dogs--all over Los Angeles. This much is established and is not at issue. But what happened? Has he been jilted, tamed and then broken by the wily charms of Gen Padova? Or, as Monkey alleges, is it merely an act: a new, negative way to impress his existence on the porn people he so covets but who failed to acknowledge him in a satisfying way?

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I was at the 2004 AEE and met a lot of the girls. I had a decent time but I got the feeling that many of the girls didn't want to be there. I could understand if it was the last day of the expo and they were tired but I got major attitude from girls just 20 minutes into the first day.
I politely asked a star from one of the major companies for a photo and she sighed loudly and muttered "whatever" in a snobby manner. I encountered situations like this at least 10 times.

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Let's stop there. Hold your attention on those last four words. At least 10 times, Kyoto says. It may well have been more. What happened at least 10 times? He approached a porn starlet in a friendly manner but was not treated with the respect that he, as a Fanboy, felt he deserved.

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He's been undergoing "deprogramming" therapy in the Cage.

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Arab, I applaud your research and your conclusions. You even dug through the Murmur stuff. I've often wondered at what point Kyoto realized that he got more response from the pure hatred posts than the frustrated fanboy posts.

Disregarding if it's real or put-on, his vitriol is creative and still makes me shudder, even after Monkey pulled back the curtain.

I gotta give kyoto/murmur credit for mixing it up during hurricane jenna

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Kyoto is clearly bonkers. The real question is "what kind of bonkers is he?".

...what should now always be referred to as The Monkey - Kyoto Showdown of 2005?

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I don't think it's that hard to come up with a hypothesis for Kyoto's evolution.

Imagine him standing next to the made-up blond with the suitcase pimp in the background. There's no audio, we can only guess what they're talking about. Kyoto smiles and thrusts a small, hand-sewn album toward her. The blond, not even looking up, scratches at it with a pen, takes her vodka and ghb in an Evian bottle, rolls her eyes and walks away. It happened about five seconds after this picture was snapped:



Now the camera pulls back and we see Kyoto, standing in the center of a convention hall in Vegas, clutching his "Precious Moments" scrapbook, having weathered the rejection of "at least 10" porn whores. A single tear rolls down his cheek. He cashed in his 401k just to be here--don't they understand that? He hitched rides with obese truckers in John Deere hats and a metal trunk full of soiled pantyhose in the cab. And for what? He has so much love to give, why can't anyone but his mom and perverts with CB radios see that?

Now contrast that with Kyoto saying he wants to fist Jenna with an iron glove. One gets a response, the other (peppered with " ") gets nothing but angry, tearful masturbation sessions back at some off-strip Vegas hotel.

Simple, really. All he ever wanted was love but, like most defective human beings, he realizes that attention of any sort from the object of his desire is better than rejection.

I submit that he's even worse than AC Cream or even ADT Watch Guy. They've felt our slings and arrows. Maybe at some moment when they're pasting scenes together for their own compilation tapes they even acknowledge them to be true. But they don't adopt a pathologically demented pose because they're starved for attention. They're pure in their mental infirmities and general creepiness.

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Sure his occasional and arbitrary outbursts of violent rhetoric allowed him to let off some much needed pressure, but after feeling again rejected (wrongly, it appears) by Monkey, his mentor and father figure, the poor fellow couldn't take it anymore.

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Showdown? More of a MELTDOWN from where I'm sitting.

Isn't it clear that Kyoto's hunger for love and acceptance by his unattainable porn starlets grew stronger with each of his ("at least ten") rejections, until the hurt, anger and dismay could be suppressed no more?

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That's what's funny. I don't think it was hurt and anger. Jenna Jameson, for five seconds, cared about him. That probably made his lifetime. Like a good fanboy, he realized that being charming and friendly didn't make porn whores want to hang out with him, so he decided to act out in a different direction. Crying into his pillow while applying calomine lotion to his bum from 84 miles of trucker penis didn't get him far.

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I lived with Hayley for 35 days. That makes me a god

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no it doesn't. that makes you a free-loader. Haley told me you stole her make-up.

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first off i paid rent and i have never stolen anything

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I don't buy either of those claims for a minute.

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I talked to Haley last night and she was like wtf are you talking about. I did have a chick steal my make up once but I never said it was you. I felt like such a silly head even askin her about it.

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This board would be a lot better if there was a native american smiley that i could mock monstar with, we have a fucking Egyptian one and no feather indian ones. Travesty.

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try hard, you do not.

sucka.

...anyway this is why Kyoto was legend:

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"just because your daddy fisted you at an early age doesn't mean you can insult me."

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ok. i just found him in the penalty box. what did he do?

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i saw this on ebay:

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Free him or the europeans will be upset- do it now

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kyoto was quite the anti-fanboy on adt, here's the posts that weren't edited by denverdon. one is so totally bizarre you'll have to figure it out, because i'm baffled.


"I never said the girls were sluts in their personal lives. Pay attention to what you read. God forbid I get the fragile pornstars upset. It's interesting how I bring up a topic that doesn't involve kissing a porn chick's ass and immediately I'm threatened with a ban.

Also, you're correct, I can't provide 'facts.' All I can provide are eyewitness accounts of drug use and porn chicks saying on video and in interviews that they use drugs. TR has done this in numerous videos(Such as Rawhide, Un-Natural Sex 12)

"Doing research on the topic would be pointless because hardly any pornstar will admit to using drugs."
kyoto
Deactivated User
17 Posts
6/04
Posted - Jun 30 2004
I feel no sympathy for someone who abuses drugs. If TR wants to wreck herself that's up to her. When she ends up dead from an overdose there will be another junkie porn slut to take her place"

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I'm 25% Greek, 25% Dutch, and 50% Japanese. I perform with the name kyoto-san, Japanese Cock Jockey. My most popular movie is 'Eat My Spicy Tuna Roll' I have a loyal following in Gion. They love my 5 inch penis."

kyoto as murmur in the arianna creampie fiasco

"sticking my dick in a soggy, cum oozing pussy is NOT my idea of fun. Who wants another guy's jizz on their dick?"

"just because your daddy fisted you at an early age doesn't mean you can insult me."

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He spammed the cage up when Monkey exposed him as a preening fanboy.

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I still love kyoto i just sleep with one eye open after the shocking revelations. I think it adds suspense to the cage, what will happen in 4-5 days when the ban is lifted, will kyoto come back like nothings happened?, will he hate monkey more then garfield and tantas wife combined?, will he even come back at all. Can you feel and taste the suspense?.

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Ahhhh; He loves me and tanta, and you know it. He is almost like one of the family. We also call out for Kyoto's freedom, joining in the T-shirt drive to raise funds for his return.