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Lou Diamond Phillips would still be married and not plotting Melissa Etheridge's death if he was half as cool as Monstar.




Why is it every time I find a good quote to use as my sig it's too long?

Anyway, Monstar, for some reason, despite you obviously being a huge fan of porn, you never struck me as the type of guy who would want/have a relationship with a pornstar. I'm I right in this assumption? Is this a usual occurrence or did love/lust just creep in and make you it's bitch when you had your guard down?

If the latter is the case, I sympathize. Truly I do. The only time I've had my heart broken was with a girl I just knew was no good. Like a dumbshit I went forward anyway, then got burned bad. Real bad. Hopefully everything will work out for you.

Whoa, I feel like such a sissy. I better go post something negative in the Regan Starr thread while beating on my chest and smoking a cigarette. You know, to reclaim at least a semblance of my masculinity.
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