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#103024 - 05/26/05 11:37 AM slow on the uptake
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
on porngossip is this caption under a pic of danni w.

"GUESS WHAT! THIS ISN’T THE ONLY KINDA GLASS I HAVE IN ME!!!!!"


could someone help a naive native on what the hell that means?
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#103025 - 05/26/05 11:53 AM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
glass is a realy nice type of speed, it burns like a mother fucker.
I don't know this first hand this is what i hear feel free to correct me if I'm wrong

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#103026 - 05/26/05 11:53 AM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Kami's right. It's crystal meth, baby!
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#103027 - 05/26/05 11:55 AM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'm totally out of touch with American culture.
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#103028 - 05/26/05 11:56 AM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Witness how I referred to said drug as "glass" in this thread.
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#103029 - 05/26/05 12:09 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
why, thank you fuckers.

without you to skool me on the vernacular, i would be lost.

one of these days i am actually going have to try a drug. but with my luck i'll be that one mythical guy who never tried shit, does it once and dies.

EDIT: FUCK THAT! i am never trying shit now....this post made my postcount "666" . THAT IS SOME SPOOKY ASS SHIT.


Edited by Monstar (05/26/05 12:12 PM)
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#103030 - 05/26/05 12:20 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
If you're going to try one drug it should be LSD. I think everyone should take LSD at least once in their lifetime.
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#103031 - 05/26/05 12:41 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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why, thank you fuckers.

without you to skool me on the vernacular, i would be lost.

one of these days i am actually going have to try a drug. but with my luck i'll be that one mythical guy who never tried shit, does it once and dies.

EDIT: FUCK THAT! i am never trying shit now....this post made my postcount "666" . THAT IS SOME SPOOKY ASS SHIT.





LMFAO Shit Monstar....The Curse of Len Bias Still lives....

<waits to see if anyone remembers Len Bias and why he applies to Monstar's predicament...>
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#103032 - 05/26/05 12:50 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:

Quote:

why, thank you fuckers.

without you to skool me on the vernacular, i would be lost.

one of these days i am actually going have to try a drug. but with my luck i'll be that one mythical guy who never tried shit, does it once and dies.

EDIT: FUCK THAT! i am never trying shit now....this post made my postcount "666" . THAT IS SOME SPOOKY ASS SHIT.





LMFAO Shit Monstar....The Curse of Len Bias Still lives....

<waits to see if anyone remembers Len Bias and why he applies to Monstar's predicament...>




Maryland basketball superstar- tried coke "once" and burst his heart.

Monstar, Luke Ford must have taken your new avatar pic.

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#103033 - 05/26/05 12:54 PM Re: slow on the uptake
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

why, thank you fuckers.

without you to skool me on the vernacular, i would be lost.

one of these days i am actually going have to try a drug. but with my luck i'll be that one mythical guy who never tried shit, does it once and dies.

EDIT: FUCK THAT! i am never trying shit now....this post made my postcount "666" . THAT IS SOME SPOOKY ASS SHIT.





LMFAO Shit Monstar....The Curse of Len Bias Still lives....

<waits to see if anyone remembers Len Bias and why he applies to Monstar's predicament...>




Maryland basketball superstar- tried coke "once" and burst his heart.

Monstar, Luke Ford must have taken your new avatar pic.




+1 for Bornyo....Fucking Celtics would have won another 2 or 3 championships and Larry would have played another 2 or 3 years if Lenny B could have just said NO to Coke and instead gone out and banged 3 chicks the night the Celtics drafted him #1 in 1986.
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#103034 - 05/26/05 01:22 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Kami's right. It's crystal meth, baby!



The Pornstar's diet drug ...
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#103035 - 05/26/05 01:47 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Monstar, Luke Ford must have taken your new avatar pic.




actually, it's a self portrait to reflect my current being.

The path to the darkside has nothing to do with yoda. Let a porn harlot drive a stake thru your heart like you were christopher lee in a dracula movie and that'll do it.
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#103036 - 05/26/05 02:52 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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actually, it's a self portrait to reflect my current being.

The path to the darkside has nothing to do with yoda. Let a porn harlot drive a stake thru your heart like you were christopher lee in a dracula movie and that'll do it.




Talking about your problems is the only way to work through them. We're here for you big guy. Lay it on us.
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#103037 - 05/26/05 02:52 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Can you tell us who the harlot in question is?
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#103038 - 05/26/05 03:17 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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one of these days i am actually going have to try a drug. but with my luck i'll be that one mythical guy who never tried shit, does it once and dies.





http://www.peyote.org/

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#103039 - 05/26/05 03:29 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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http://www.peyote.org/




I'd love to try some of that shit too.
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#103040 - 05/26/05 06:40 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Can you tell us who the harlot in question is?




nah. the only thing i will say is that my eyes are now wide open.
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#103041 - 05/26/05 08:30 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
Lou Diamond Phillips would still be married and not plotting Melissa Etheridge's death if he was half as cool as Monstar.




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#103042 - 05/26/05 10:53 PM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Quote:

Lou Diamond Phillips would still be married and not plotting Melissa Etheridge's death if he was half as cool as Monstar.





Why is it every time I find a good quote to use as my sig it's too long?

Anyway, Monstar, for some reason, despite you obviously being a huge fan of porn, you never struck me as the type of guy who would want/have a relationship with a pornstar. I'm I right in this assumption? Is this a usual occurrence or did love/lust just creep in and make you it's bitch when you had your guard down?

If the latter is the case, I sympathize. Truly I do. The only time I've had my heart broken was with a girl I just knew was no good. Like a dumbshit I went forward anyway, then got burned bad. Real bad. Hopefully everything will work out for you.

Whoa, I feel like such a sissy. I better go post something negative in the Regan Starr thread while beating on my chest and smoking a cigarette. You know, to reclaim at least a semblance of my masculinity.
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#103043 - 05/27/05 09:03 AM Re: slow on the uptake
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Can you tell us who the harlot in question is?




nah. the only thing i will say is that my eyes are now wide open.





Left you tied to the bed and climbed out the window with your wallet, eh? Well, some people get jaded after that happens to them, but we all know that those people are quitters.
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