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#102973 - 05/25/05 10:05 PM La Direct Models Monkey Style
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Kami is back from her recent stint as professional groupie on the 2005 leo sayer north american tour and in honor of that i will grade the new talent at la direct models to see if it has sunk lower and deeper then a randi wright mood swing since we last checked. Lets go.



First up we have Brandy Talore, shes 5-2, 23 and enjoys solo, walks in the park, g/g and if asked nicely b/g. She has giant oversized breasts that happen to be natural, yes she has names for them showing that she likes to follow whatever she sees in 80's teen sex movies, she has that elmer fudd look that is big in porn right now, we asked la direct models for a comment on this prospect and we got " well we figure its now or never, she has been hanging around the minors, doing tittie shows in clubs out in the sticks, we thought we would call her up to see how she goes in the majors, who knows maybe she will surprise a few people".

Monkeys grade: D+



next up we have Gia Jordan. She is 5'4 and does it all , well almost, b/g anal, dp swallow. She has a nice tight body and decent natural tits. If you squint real tight she could sort of pass for august, heres the comment from la directs " Gia is a solid performer, not in the starting rotation, but one of the first out of the bullpen, we have a lot of faith in her and her ability and we hope to keep her around here for a while.

Monkeys Grade: C




Now we have kat. She is 19, 5 flat and does it all. La directs have this to say " Yes Kat, she has great stuff, but is still learning to control it, sometimes she gets a little wild, doing things we don't like such as the wang stuff, but its expected shes 19, we are giving it another 6-9 months to see if its worth the investment, she has the cute look which is in demand and if she can put it all together could be top of the b grade heap, its wait and see at the moment"

Monkeys Grade : C+



Simone, shes 21, 5-2 and is currently doing solo and g/g. la directs has this to say " Yes simone, although 21 she has been in the bigs for a while now, and is an established b grader, we are disappointed that she is doing solo and g/g , we would like her to open it up like she did when she first got called up, she showed solid power potential, we have a feeling that a boyfriend might be holding her back, she is getting solid work doing the bare minimum but we are going to wait it out and hopefully she will show the power she did 2 seasons ago"

monkeys grade: D (as a solo, g/g) B+ (doing dudes)


Edited by smelly monkey (05/25/05 10:09 PM)
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#102974 - 05/26/05 07:32 PM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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Its okay monkey, you try and add something new and come up empty. Come and put your sobbing face into my oversized russian breasts. (this picture reminds me of eternal sunshine of the spotless mind)
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#102975 - 05/27/05 09:05 AM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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There's something off about this one. Namely: where the fuck is her vagina? It's like one of those anatomically ambiguous barbie dolls.

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#102976 - 05/27/05 04:23 PM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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Holy shit. good point, that bumps her grade down 2 spots, having a vagina is a requirement in her field, this is a disadvantage for sure.
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#102977 - 05/29/05 07:57 AM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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They took away my inplants now I have to hold my tits like this.


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#102978 - 05/30/05 10:48 AM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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Simone




I'm glad she is back. Simone will be gaping her ass by the end of the month for rent
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#102979 - 05/30/05 09:43 PM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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I'm glad she is back. Simone will be gaping her ass by the end of the month for rent





She never did anal, she did black dudes, fat dudes, old dude and let people piss in her mouth but her ass was off limits, probably a religious thing.
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#102980 - 05/31/05 03:54 AM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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There's something off about this one. Namely: where the fuck is her vagina? It's like one of those anatomically ambiguous barbie dolls.






Say what you like about this one, but she has a foul mouth, and a sort of crusty student air about her. Cherk her out in Semen Demons (in which she's wearing a nice pair of "fuck-me boots"), where the silly bitch says and I quote "Cock is my god" and "I wish I had more holes for you to fuck" .. . I mean she's nothing to write home about but I wouldn't kick her out off bed for eating crackers..
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#102981 - 05/31/05 08:24 AM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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Say what you like about this one, but she has a foul mouth, and a sort of crusty student air about her. Cherk her out in Semen Demons (in which she's wearing a nice pair of "fuck-me boots"), where the silly bitch says and I quote "Cock is my god" and "I wish I had more holes for you to fuck" .. . I mean she's nothing to write home about but I wouldn't kick her out off bed for eating crackers..





nice, that works for me too, i mean hell i like tera because she talks funny, she does this weird thing with her tongue its like a struggle just to put sentences together yet comes across really hot and it looks like she is flirting after taking a load on her face, which is pointless yet hot. I like things.
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#102982 - 05/31/05 09:51 AM Re: La Direct Models Monkey Style
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That’s because Porn whores behind all the charades are still stupid sluts...(which may I point out, would not stop me fucking them, or the good ones at least)
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