everything else comes in "mini"-candy bars, dobermans, ipods, etc. people like mini-stuff and will buy it, the person who figures out how to wholesale the little buggers will be a rich man. they'd be perfect subsitutes for real children and offer lots of advantages-little kids shit themselves, most midgets without drinking problems don't. children are fundamentally very limited in what you can talk to them about and essentially force you to speak to them like you would a retarded-person. midgets have real brains and won't cry over the easter bunny being bullshit or when smartt climbs in their windows at night to fondle them. they don't cry and if you buy adult ones they can go get you booze and midgets are forbidden by law to sue real people.
am i correct in assuming midgets aren't extended any rights arab?

anyhow, they're small and cute like kids, but should be less work than a yellow lab to care for.