Luke is so evil.



i know she is one of those jail house chicks who lights and tries to smoke the butt once it hits it, betty bo hand bag, its a given.



If leaving las vegas was based on a true story she would be elizabeth shue and he would be the weird russian pimp boyfriend who cuts her legs.



Ohh god its cassidey, fuck. This is how post porn bianca trump started out, its history repeating itself, this is wrong on so many levels, fuck i hate drugs.



Kyoto





Its what happens when you let monstar pick the track, its hard to get down to indian chanting music.

"Who's watching my 3 kids you ask sweetie? <giggles> Well I met this really nice Tranny-who-is-a-nanny over at the Evil Angel studio, and his name is Xaviera and she isn't from Brazil so its gonna be ok...Hey do you need a place to live....?"

Shay sweet, jesus, she is still in porn?. Why do all porn stars take make up tips from the evil angel people on set?. I believe showing the giant bags of a 48 hour bender are better then 14 inches of heavy make up, unless lex is around and can see how far he can dent his dick into it as a party trick.



(brunette) this is like totally my best friend, the one i try to live up to and be like cause like all the boys totally love her and if i hang around her and try and be like her then maybe they will like totally like me, im not jealous and won't eventually try to kill her once i realize it doesn't work that way. umm hi guys (guys barely look as they keep on walking by)



Marcus summing up all mens reactions to knowing they could get lucky with arianna, all except fayner of course.

Yeah mandy, im telling you i totally like lost my phone at a bar, otherwise i would've called, honest, ohh wait i have to call you back my song is on (pulled away by nicole)

"maybe if i try to look cute like a little kid, people will forget i'm an amoral, opportunistic liar who got caught hooking for less money than you can find a potable bottle of bordeaux for."

(marcus)
"Mmmmhhmmmmm...'aight babydoll, scoop on the trip to prague....u had HOW many loads shot up in here now?"

(Arianna) "ah shit....my twat itches...."

Nope never met Nicole =)