"maybe if i try to look cute like a little kid, people will forget i'm an amoral, opportunistic liar who got caught hooking for less money than you can find a potable bottle of bordeaux for."
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits