"Excuse me! Excuse me people! Can I have your attention for just a moment! I seemed to have lost my ass on the way in. It's sorta important that I get it back. It's how I make my living. So please, if anyone stumbles across it, let either myself or Seymore know. Thank you."

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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin