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<detached sense of morality kicks in and I pretend not to notice this girl's unbeleivable ass...>

What do you suppose she is looking for inside that model car? Those are cool collectible motorcycles by the way...this wasn't photo'd in her house/room obviously...is her younger brother taking the pic in his room?

Oooohh, wait, hey is that a purse off to the far right?? Is this chick an escort?? Anyone got her 411 info?? Fuck, I am low on cash.....

<picks up phone, dials....> *ring ring*

<Secretary with post-nasal-drip-Voice> "IMC investments may I help you?"

<Me...> Sergei please...

<Sergei..with accent> "Hah-loww?"
<me> "Sergei, its Da Burglar, liquidate the following account number, NOW..."



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