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See, now I both agree and disagree with you on this one, james. Clearly, Harry/ADT Watch Guy is well above the 70% threshold for water composition of the typical human brain...but as they say, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

This idea of Bookstore Prowlers (which really isn't unique...just another version of an already existing flavor) has real potential...We already have "Campus Invasions" by the porn industry taking place at Universities best known for Football and Orgies, but who would really buy/watch these "University of Florida at Okeefenokee, et al" students engaging in debauchery with actual porn stars??? My guess would be (along with the usual porn demographic of 40+ yr old fat bald tech writers and accountants) the brilliant-but-socially challenged people from most decent schools, perhaps even IVY, because they actually, deep down wish that would happen to them. Honestly, if back in 1992, a porn producer began discreetly visiting the COOP or Widener around the Square, asking males if they'd like to bang a semi-hot porn chick, I know there would have been a few takers...of course, it would have lasted about 2 weeks until the Radcliffe Women's Society for Feminine Athletic Cups marched on University Hall, followed by the concerned Parents threatening the University's wine cellar....but TODAY this idea would definitely be big. Nothing is shocking anymore, especially for under 40 people today, and porn is accepted with a lower and lower stigma quotient; of course, there also are enough intelligent-yet-nihilistic people (like me) who really truly dont give a fuck and are bored/jaded enough where few things entertain or hold their interest other than seeking out what may still attract/shock people's sensibilities.

But you are definitely correct in the sense that when this idea is proposed by a houseplant like Harry, one instantly remembers that the clock is in fact stopped....

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Seriously, no offense on this at all Burg. I don't understand it, really. But for some reason the whole time I was reading this, I kept having the image going through my head of your hand on a cutting board, and a meat cleaver coming down quickly and chopping off your index finger in one smooth, violent stroke.

If it's any consolation, you really didn't bleed that much, and I feel guilty for my errant thoughts.

Oh, and yeah, I would buy films with college girls getting banged in nookstores, er, bookstores. That was an interesting typo.

I would also buy, although not as enthusiastically, a film with college guys banging porn stars in bookstores.

The older I get the hotter the college girls become.