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I will try this.....

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....I will become a bar rat or a couch drunk.



xxxbit, I have some friends who are teachers and they go through the same thing each summer. Try a temporary service- they should be able to place you easily. There are a lot of working women who need to be off of work when their kids are out of school. Most companies (especially in those "blue states") would love to have a lucid, literate and responsible double minority answering the telephone or sitting at their front or customer service desk. Also, law offices are always looking for runners/couriers who can navigate their way through the courthouse metal detectors.

For my next neighborhood/cage installment I'd like to say that I pulled my boat out of storage and was prepping it for a weeklong fishing trip next week and discovered that someone used the head last fall and didn't tell me about it. I have a holding tank. For those that don't know, on a boat a "head" is the toilet.

I'm getting a new head tomorrow.