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burglar--check luke today, i'm convinced gram ponante is the porno version of george o'leary(the guy who was supposed to coach Notre Dame but his resume said he invented fish and could fly). i sent luke an email, which he of course stuck up without asking, because this guy claimed to have transferred into harvard, then williams, then emerson, then still managed to get into columbia. last i checked, you get about one chance to move laterally or up and after a certain point schools like williams would laugh in your face and tell you you need x-years to be considered. not to mention williams is probably a better school than harvard and can take like 2 kids/year who can do some amazing, specialized task like shooting a basketball or cold fusion using a hotdog.

did the guy marty say his name like "maaahty"?, people with boston accents rule!



Actually Marty sounded a little Canadian, like a vagrant that fell down every 11 feet all the way from Montreal...

Transferring laterally is easier and more innocuous on a resume if your under 45 and are single.....or gay/transgendered...its easier to explain lateral moves ("well school x had better food" or "the sexual harrasment policy at University Y didnt fit my life-needs...."), but you're right James, transferring UP is a pretty rare opportunity. Today's Workplace is a little different....back in the 90's it was hip to work for tech companies for 8 months MAX then jump around the Bay to the next new company with a MICROWAVEABLY HOT marketing idea/IPO....now if you dont stay someplace for at least 3-5 years, people assume you are an antisocial, unstable, sexually harassing manic depressive.

Anyhow, back to the real life events.....YES, it can be told (and monkey can jerk off if he wants...its his cage) I Da Burglar am crippled (not "Handicapped" or "Handicapable", not physically-fucking-challenged, not Differently abled)....Crippled -- straight out of South Park "Timmmmmmayy" I use a wheelchair to get around. And James, the hardest part for me about Harvard was NOT the academics it was getting around a 355 year old campus and city in a wheelchair. The brick sidewalks were killers, particularly in winter and especially on mornings when I was hungover, bouncing around in my wheelchair trying to get to Broadway Liquors for Bloody Mary Mix.

So, back to the case of the hot chick who farted in my face in the Basket ball hall of fame: basically, I get that a lot wheeling at ASS level around in public. It sucks, people in America smell and eat too much Legumes and Cheez Whiz....

I am outing myself and will now be starting Threads with themes related to Crippled People Having Sex and what that should mean to the pornography industry. It is a HUGELY unexploited market...there are anywhere from 25-35 million, non-senior citizen, disabled, sexually frustrated people in America. Porn is an outlet for them, as well as other non-disabled perverts, but porn needs to come down even further into the gut-wrenching reality of physically fucked up people trying to.....um....fuck. Pariah has heard a few of my ideas/nightmares....many more to follow.
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