burglar--check luke today, i'm convinced gram ponante is the porno version of george o'leary(the guy who was supposed to coach Notre Dame but his resume said he invented fish and could fly). i sent luke an email, which he of course stuck up without asking, because this guy claimed to have transferred into harvard, then williams, then emerson, then still managed to get into columbia. last i checked, you get about one chance to move laterally or up and after a certain point schools like williams would laugh in your face and tell you you need x-years to be considered. not to mention williams is probably a better school than harvard and can take like 2 kids/year who can do some amazing, specialized task like shooting a basketball or cold fusion using a hotdog.

did the guy marty say his name like "maaahty"?, people with boston accents rule!