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#102359 - 05/22/05 12:35 AM Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Guys,
My good friend Mary Carey is going to be spending some time with me this week and I am going to ask her all the questions you want answered! So go ahead, ask anything! You may think otherwise but she is really smart! Trivia? politics? personal? All questions will be answered, just please be polite. Thanks!!!
xoxo, Cindi
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Good people will do good things. Bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things you must add religion. Steven weinberg Nobel prize winner in physics

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#102360 - 05/22/05 02:07 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
There is one ill and one healthy man. They both drink the same orange juice, however it is sweet to the healthy man and sour to the sick man. In Protagorean Relativity is the orange juice unchanging or always changing according to who perceives it?

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#102361 - 05/22/05 03:08 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
jason162 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 97
Loc: los angeles
she look like another dum blond who fuck for money who know the answers to stupid question she already know, all the smart people who works in the porn industry work behind the camera, never take their clothes off, and count their millions all the way to the bank

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#102362 - 05/22/05 03:54 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Shaddup Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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she look like another dum blond who fuck for money who know the answers to stupid question she already know, all the smart people who works in the porn industry work behind the camera, never take their clothes off, and count their millions all the way to the bank




Very nice.

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#102363 - 05/22/05 06:13 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Guys,
My good friend Mary Carey is going to be spending some time with me this week and I am going to ask her all the questions you want answered! So go ahead, ask anything! You may think otherwise but she is really smart! Trivia? politics? personal? All questions will be answered, just please be polite. Thanks!!!
xoxo, Cindi




Yes....I might agree on a certain level...I know chicks that act so ditzy and clueless for a reason...its a calculated move, to obscure their intellect to further other objectives. However, it also allows them an excuse to be lazy and to indulge in all their Hedonisitc proclivities instead of using their minds to benefit society. Now, if Mary says she fucks on screen so that men can jerk off, thus controlling both Population Growth and Rapist tendencies...then I stand corrected....

Also, Mary obviously loves High Carb Foods and Donuts...So I'd like her opinion on whether the Atkins Diet is a Nutritional Albatross or Actually has merit....
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#102364 - 05/22/05 07:27 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if she's smart, why is she fat?
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#102365 - 05/22/05 07:52 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Thyroid?

Good question.

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#102366 - 05/22/05 07:58 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

if she's smart, why is she fat?




It is the realization that she is whoring herself coupled with the 5 quarter pounders with cheese a day she's shoving down her throat to replace the taste of semen.

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#102367 - 05/22/05 12:36 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Has Mary done anal in her personal life? Will she be doing anything new on camera soon (maybe two guys, anal, creampie, etc)? How long is her contract with Kick Ass Pictures? When will she be coming to Houston again? Whats 2+2=?

Does she prefer to wear a bra or not wear one when out in public? What girls would she like to work with but hasn't?
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#102368 - 05/22/05 07:52 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Can she give me a proof of the binomial theorm?

Also can she prove the following? A graph G is planar iff (if and only if) nether k5 nor k3,3 is a subcontraction of G.

Thanks Cindi, I would appreciate that.
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#102369 - 05/23/05 07:54 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Where did I put my car keys?
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#102370 - 05/23/05 09:46 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
You people are fucking brutal.
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#102371 - 05/23/05 12:58 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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You people are fucking brutal.




I still haven't had my protagorean relativity question answered, I'm pretty fucking pissed at mary carey now.

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#102372 - 05/23/05 01:55 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
El Mariachi Offline
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Registered: 05/11/05
Posts: 8
why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
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#102373 - 05/23/05 08:06 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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#102374 - 05/23/05 09:08 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
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I still haven't had my protagorean relativity question answered, I'm pretty fucking pissed at mary carey now.


It is always changing, as taste is a variable always rendering the substance in flux as it pertains to human perceptions. It is related to the concept of hot and cold. Which are only relevant when experienced in relation to time. Which is related to subject speed and distance.


Edited by tantas' Daddy (05/23/05 09:09 PM)
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#102375 - 05/23/05 11:50 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Guys I saw her today for a photoshoot. I didn't get to ask her any questions yet, geez.... By the way she brought Tawny Roberts with her. I will try to get her to answer all your questions. I am supposed to be seeing her again on Thursday.
Cindi
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Good people will do good things. Bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things you must add religion. Steven weinberg Nobel prize winner in physics

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#102376 - 05/24/05 12:32 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Mike Meatmaster Offline
Pervert

Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Does Mary like to eat ass?
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#102377 - 05/24/05 01:21 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
jason162 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 97
Loc: los angeles
Hey MARY if your so smart why are you doing porn taking, your clothes of getting you ass filled with cream getting gagged in the mouth Getting Double Penetrated for you whole family to see you get cum shot all over your face like a porn whore if you have any family left except your perverted cousins, giving up all you dignity for a few thousands dollors and after you do porn know one wants nothing to do with you when you get out of the biz except, strip club and dealers supporting you drug habbit and the older you get the more the money on you check goes down

Dont you put college, brains, smarts, IQ, Acting, Professional photos, and porn in the same category.


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#102378 - 05/24/05 01:55 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
What is the sound of one hand spanking? A budddhist needs to know.
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#102379 - 05/24/05 03:17 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

What is the sound of one hand spanking? A budddhist needs to know.



Fap Fap Fap Fap..................................
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#102380 - 05/26/05 01:58 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
High Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/09/05
Posts: 51
Loc: Florida
Quote:

Guys,
My good friend Mary Carey is going to be spending some time with me this week and I am going to ask her all the questions you want answered! So go ahead, ask anything! You may think otherwise but she is really smart! Trivia? politics? personal? All questions will be answered, just please be polite. Thanks!!!
xoxo, Cindi




If she didn't already do one, when is she doing a gag factor? And I live in Broward, ha.


Edited by High (05/26/05 02:01 AM)

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#102381 - 05/26/05 07:39 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Deadpool219 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 05/26/05
Posts: 2
I think Mary Carey is SMART. For a performer, she certainly knows how to get her name out there. Ask the man in the street, and they probably won't know the name of 99% of the performers out there. But Mary pushes her name out there.. from her run for governor, to TV appearances on Leno and Punk'd, and now her invitation to the Republican luncheon. All I can say is more power to you, Mary.

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#102382 - 05/27/05 05:49 AM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
jason162 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 97
Loc: los angeles
she's just tits and ass that fucks for money

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#102383 - 05/27/05 04:02 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024



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#102384 - 05/31/05 08:56 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Mike Meatmaster Offline
Pervert

Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Cindy Ever ask the questions?
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#102385 - 06/06/05 02:24 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Hi Guys! Sorry to leave you hanging. I got locked out of the boards for a few and then my password didn't work. Tony are you messin' with me? Anyway, Mary came to my house for a photoshoot and was 4 hours late, so we only did the shoot. I didn't get to talk to her very much. I will be doing an interview with her soon. I have copied all your questions ( except the rude ones ) and will ask her them and post the answers here. THank you for your patience.
xoxo,
Cindi
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Good people will do good things. Bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things you must add religion. Steven weinberg Nobel prize winner in physics

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#102386 - 06/06/05 09:09 PM Re: Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Anyway, Mary came to my house for a photoshoot and was 4 hours late




You know what, I am having a bad night. I have no witty/silly/amusingly retarded response. So just compare the above quote to the title of the thread....
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