Intro
There’s been this oppression lurking over my room today where the shadows are stifling stray sunbeams amid the pornographic screen flickers of this immoral filth as I’ve had this playing almost 24 hrs on any one of my of 3 dvd players minus some hours to sleep. The shades are always pulled during the day and I'd have to go outside and let the warm spring sun and the cool easy breeze refresh my sense of safety among bird songs, bees bipping about bongs within the incomparable palette of nature's greatest season.
Smut suggests any serious porn critic must have a lock on their soul and as many dvd players as possible; Smut has 3 and like w/ vcrs and computers one shouldn't be caught in their skivvies and always have a trump card tucked away and a couple of back-ups like a glock in the sock. Personal aside over....
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