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#102169 - 05/20/05 04:42 PM
Suicide Girls Party (Pics)
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
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www.lukeisback.comDuke: "Did you notice any difference in the way people you treat you when you got tattoos?" Bella: "Absolutely. People treat you like you're a criminal or a drug addict. I've had problems in the past but not since I got tattoos. Tattoos are a rush. They supplement for drugs and stuff like that. I get an endorphin rush that you wouldn't get from anything else. Whenever I feel the need to drink heavily or do drugs, I just go get a tattoo."
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#102175 - 05/21/05 07:42 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Who is the Penelope Cruz lookalike there, anyway?
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#102176 - 05/21/05 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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her name is Catalina Cruz rawk it. she is actually pretty hot and would loved to have rubbed one off on her leg when she wasn't looking. Catalina----->   <---monstar
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#102177 - 05/21/05 08:26 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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her name is Catalina Cruz
rawk it.
she is actually pretty hot and would loved to have rubbed one off on her leg when she wasn't looking.
Catalina-----> <---monstar
Me gusta mucho! 
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#102178 - 05/21/05 09:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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unless you're a pirate or fought in iwo jima or something, you're going to look like a moron at 63-years old with tons of tatoos.
people pity the elderly and help them navigate safely. i'm all for this, since left to run free they'd be hit by cars more often than deer and we'd need more road crews to scoop grizzly-granny remains up and i much prefer they die in nursing homes than in public all the time. however, you think anyone's going to carry your groceries or hold the door for you if you've got a giant sleeve tatooed down your arm? fuck no, especially if it';s got lame asian symbols or a tribal band. nobody feels sorry for white-haired-little old ladies that have nasty, withered, inked-up, white-trashy arms and even compression stockings can't hide them.
the difference between someone who's gotten away with doing a few shady things and the person who gets caught for less is often pretty simple. if you're going to do something wrong--don't look like it. boarding school taught me few things, but i learned one universal truth---you can get away with almost anything if you're wearing a tie. the funniest shit is straitedge kids who dress like fucking street-urchins-of course you're going to get hassled by cops, profiling exists because it works. i've got a volvo wagon with the "r" engine and done some horrendously illegal things while driving it yet cops wouldn't notice the thing if it was doing 120 while on fire. tatoos are for dumbasses, nobody respect them on adults unless it's something military-related.
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#102179 - 05/21/05 09:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i mean christ, how fucking backwards and tribal are tons of body-peircings and stuff? you may as well put 30 rings around your neck to see how long it will grow and then boil and eat your neighbors.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#102180 - 05/21/05 09:42 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Great rant. I've made it 30 years now without a tattoo, and these were all the reasons. Were I ever to strap on an M-16 and boots, step onto hostile shores and live to tell about it, I might take a little ink for my dead homiez. That's about it. 
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#102181 - 05/21/05 11:52 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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unless you're a pirate or fought in iwo jima or something, you're going to look like a moron at 63-years old with tons of tatoos.
people pity the elderly and help them navigate safely. i'm all for this, since left to run free they'd be hit by cars more often than deer and we'd need more road crews to scoop grizzly-granny remains up and i much prefer they die in nursing homes than in public all the time. however, you think anyone's going to carry your groceries or hold the door for you if you've got a giant sleeve tatooed down your arm? fuck no, especially if it';s got lame asian symbols or a tribal band. nobody feels sorry for white-haired-little old ladies that have nasty, withered, inked-up, white-trashy arms and even compression stockings can't hide them.
the difference between someone who's gotten away with doing a few shady things and the person who gets caught for less is often pretty simple. if you're going to do something wrong--don't look like it. boarding school taught me few things, but i learned one universal truth---you can get away with almost anything if you're wearing a tie. the funniest shit is straitedge kids who dress like fucking street-urchins-of course you're going to get hassled by cops, profiling exists because it works. i've got a volvo wagon with the "r" engine and done some horrendously illegal things while driving it yet cops wouldn't notice the thing if it was doing 120 while on fire. tatoos are for dumbasses, nobody respect them on adults unless it's something military-related.
My favorite tat is the one that says "LADY", I doubt she qualifies for "Lady". Maybe it should say "I AM A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND I HAVE FAILED AT LIFE, PLEASE KILL ME NOW AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY".
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#102182 - 05/21/05 11:57 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Most of those girls could have gotten better tat's in prison.
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#102183 - 05/22/05 12:59 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Those girls are fuckin brutal. Not only are they ugly but theyre fuckin stupid too. I say we send them off to Singapore and watch them get caned. fuck tattoos ill get more of a rush out of watching their heads become human soccer balls.
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#102184 - 05/22/05 06:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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unless you're a pirate or fought in iwo jima or something, you're going to look like a moron at 63-years old with tons of tatoos.
people pity the elderly and help them navigate safely. i'm all for this, since left to run free they'd be hit by cars more often than deer and we'd need more road crews to scoop grizzly-granny remains up and i much prefer they die in nursing homes than in public all the time. however, you think anyone's going to carry your groceries or hold the door for you if you've got a giant sleeve tatooed down your arm? fuck no, especially if it';s got lame asian symbols or a tribal band. nobody feels sorry for white-haired-little old ladies that have nasty, withered, inked-up, white-trashy arms and even compression stockings can't hide them.
the difference between someone who's gotten away with doing a few shady things and the person who gets caught for less is often pretty simple. if you're going to do something wrong--don't look like it. boarding school taught me few things, but i learned one universal truth---you can get away with almost anything if you're wearing a tie. the funniest shit is straitedge kids who dress like fucking street-urchins-of course you're going to get hassled by cops, profiling exists because it works. i've got a volvo wagon with the "r" engine and done some horrendously illegal things while driving it yet cops wouldn't notice the thing if it was doing 120 while on fire. tatoos are for dumbasses, nobody respect them on adults unless it's something military-related.
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Only exception I might make is in the case of Surgical scars. I have several on my legs and I often thought of incorporating them into some sort of TATOO-Scar Tissue malange....but something intelligent, like A tatoo of a map of North America with the scar on my thigh as the Mississippi River, or perhaps a TAT of a DNA Double Helix incorporating a scar....
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#102189 - 05/23/05 07:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
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I guess I am the voice of dissent again. I love Tattooed goth girls. I love everything about them! The Ink, the hardware, the lip gloss. The hair dye. LOVE EM LOVE LOVE EM!
I look at a tattooed Goth girl and think "Cool, I am going to be the next thing your parents are going to be ashamed of..."
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Those little hands will make my cock look huuuuuuge!
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#102192 - 05/23/05 09:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Well, this thread ended up MUCH better than those other tattoo ones. James and Arab, do you have blogs? If so, how bout starting? These rants are priceless!
I once sent this link to Arab with an accusatory tone, I didn't get a denial: is this xpt's Arab?
Also, his name escapes me at the moment but someone will remember the possible Jamesn blog- the new and improved "Bright Lights, Big City" blog.
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#102196 - 05/24/05 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm exclusive to this place, no blog for pretty much the reasons arab said, i don't have time to, and i've got a good job but fall pretty far down on the totem pole being young. that means it'd either be anonymous, i'd get in trouble, worry about the possibility of getting in trouble, or i'd have to make it less exciting than ksex and talk about safe topics.
everybody was convinced the "blogosphere" would usher in a new era of fresh ideas from unusual places. the reality of it seems to be that there weren't any new ideas from the no-longer-silenced voices, just a ton of stupid extroverts talking about how much they think michael moore is the greatest man living or their pez-festival vacation. i read luke's and that's about it, those who do.....do; those who can't blog. where hiding behind mattcasey's visage to say ridiculously awful things to the few people who are in on them fits in-who knows? i enjoy it, and i'm selfish like that.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#102197 - 05/24/05 09:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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i'm exclusive to this place, no blog for pretty much the reasons arab said, i don't have time to, and i've got a good job but fall pretty far down on the totem pole being young. that means it'd either be anonymous, i'd get in trouble, worry about the possibility of getting in trouble, or i'd have to make it less exciting than ksex and talk about safe topics.
everybody was convinced the "blogosphere" would usher in a new era of fresh ideas from unusual places. the reality of it seems to be that there weren't any new ideas from the no-longer-silenced voices, just a ton of stupid extroverts talking about how much they think michael moore is the greatest man living or their pez-festival vacation. i read luke's and that's about it, those who do.....do; those who can't blog. where hiding behind mattcasey's visage to say ridiculously awful things to the few people who are in on them fits in-who knows? i enjoy it, and i'm selfish like that.
....what he said.......
The few good Blogs are focused enough to carve and cater a niche that actually enjoys/uses the Blog's Info. Most Blogs are as unfocused, wild and dispersed like a typical moneyshot in a Baker's Dozen Episode.
Seriously, I have been asked, and have pondered, to have a blog on Disability issues related to all aspects of life for crippled people: School/Higher Education, Social Benefits, Working/Owning a business, Healthcare, driving a speedboat, abusing alcohol and drugs successfully, using sympathy/pity/prescription drugs to get strippers/whores to give you free lap dances and spit shots of Cuervo Gold into your mouth for free....and now getting the most out of porn to enhance the average crip's previously non-existent sex life. But Bloggin today is redundant, and totally a waste of time, cuz enough forums already exist on any subject.
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#102199 - 05/24/05 12:09 PM
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Registered: 05/24/05
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her name is Catalina Cruz
rawk it.
she is actually pretty hot and would loved to have rubbed one off on her leg when she wasn't looking.
Catalina-----> <---monstar
holly crap she's got a slammin' body! I think this is pretty near perfection...
Here's a link to a hardcore clip of Catalina 
Edited by Dragon Novelties (05/24/05 12:13 PM)
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#102201 - 05/24/05 01:50 PM
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Registered: 05/24/05
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her name is Catalina Cruz
rawk it.
she is actually pretty hot and would loved to have rubbed one off on her leg when she wasn't looking.
Catalina-----> <---monstar
I'm don't think this Penelope Cruz clone is Catalina Cruz. This chick's face is thinner and her boobs look smaller. Luke says this girl is named Erica.
I think it's the same chica Catalina 1 Catalina 2
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#102202 - 05/24/05 04:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
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It's a different chick. Not Catalina.
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#102204 - 05/24/05 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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does anyone else think it's weird to see Luke use the word "chick". Something just seems off about it.
if he starts using "rawx" & "chix" I'll sue for copyright infringement....yo.
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#102205 - 05/24/05 09:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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does anyone else think it's weird to see Luke use the word "chick". Something just seems off about it.
if he starts using "rawx" & "chix" I'll sue for copyright infringement....yo.
I wouldn't stay awake wondering your broad-skulled,flat-nosed, redskin self too much about that- Luke still has his self respect along with his self-loathing. BTW, Monstar, someone recently told me you are a huge, scary guy in person - as scary as Tom Sawyer's Injun Joe, except with eyeliner. Is that true?
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#102206 - 05/24/05 09:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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you're forgetting the orthodox judiasm thing is an elaborate ruse--nobody can stay in character indefinetly. the swashbuckling crocodile dundee pokes through like the ribcage of an elderly aborigine. luke works in porn, he's gotta be somewhat shady-at least he didn't use "bitches".
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#102207 - 05/24/05 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I wouldn't stay awake wondering your broad-skulled,flat-nosed, redskin self too much about that- Luke still has his self respect along with his self-loathing. BTW, Monstar, someone recently told me you are a huge, scary guy in person - as scary as Tom Sawyer's Injun Joe, except with eyeliner. Is that true?
My nose is pointy not flat.
"huge & scary"? I'm 6'1/210, so i'm not a small dude. I don't think i'm scary, but no one ever fucks with me...
waitasec.... you were recently talking about me with someone? WTF?
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#102209 - 05/24/05 10:50 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I've seen Luke in Miami Vice attire, in a bondage mask and even in tighty-whiteys holding a yellow walkman. I will die a happy man if I can see him dressed up like Jesus Christ. I'm talking the whole nine yards -- ratty beard, soiled robe, crown of thorns and blood on the palms. I'm willing to pay.
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