James, I don't know what you've been inhaling lately but damn, keep it up son.

As for tattoos... yep. Nothing worse than feigning any kind of interest when a chica lets you in on her little secret. Guess where it is? Oh, the small of your back right? Your left tit? Oh, the small of your back and your left tit. Wow. That's just awesome. Good for you, it really shows your originality to have a motherfucking tattoo in the exact same place as every other bitch who wants to show she's a fucking rebel at heart but can't take the social consequences of having a tattoo that she can't easily cover. Yeah, you're a fucking jukebox hero, an inspiration to boring whores everywere.

Not that I'm bitter or anything. It's more rebellious to look like a fucking librarian these days. And if you've got to scratch your arm or drill a barbell through your tit in order to declare your independence from mainstream society, you've got problems: the first one being that you care.