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toe, i can't believe you did such a thing-i thought that was only for theives, the homeless, communists and homosexual minorities.



I was held at gunpoint by one of Asscroft's Brazilian house boys and made to sign, in blood, a renunciation of all white people, vagina, and Nancy Reagan. They injected me with pure tar while showing me pictures of Nancy's anus. I haven't gone a day without craving since.

It was like something out of an Oliver Stone/Harmony Korine movie, except Joe Pesci had brown hair.

Some of the above is not altogether true. Namely, I don't think "Bingo" was actually Brazilian, but some sort of hybrid.

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