You better believe it, dudes, I have studied the human mind and I know. Chicken is just out for fun like me, he's ok. And Monkey is a spoof. But Random is some pervert who has a fetish for me.

He's fucking gay, I tell ya. Like why the fucking interest in me dude. IF YA DON'T LIKE MY FUCKING POSTS, DON'T FUCKING READ 'EM.

Simple logic. Asking me to go is making your homosexulality more apparent. Why the interest in me? Like what is your fucking problem.

DON'T READ MY FUCKING POSTS!!!!!!!