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and the fact of the matter is that all them fools with their little "gossip" sites clowning AVN for taking a stand, would probably drop all their smugness if the animal in question was a dog or cat.




Well, our Native Peoples are known for their affinity with the earth so maybe that explains Monstar's charitable heart toward whore's too.


"And what are you?"

"I'm an otter!"

"And what is it you do?"

"I swim on my back and make cute little people motions with my hands!"

(pause)

"Okay, you're free to go."

"And what are you?"

"I'm a cow."

"GET ON THE FUCKING TRUCK!"

"B-b-b-but I'm an animal!"

"YOU'RE A FUCKING CATCHER'S MIT, GET ON THE GODDAMNED TRUCK."
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