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#101569 - 05/17/05 02:51 PM If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
Ok, guys! I will post some pics from Vegas. It was fun shooting this and I think you might like it.


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#101570 - 05/17/05 02:52 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#2


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#101571 - 05/17/05 02:53 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#3


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#101572 - 05/17/05 02:55 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#4


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#101573 - 05/17/05 02:56 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#5


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#101574 - 05/17/05 02:57 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#6


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#101575 - 05/17/05 02:59 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#7


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#101576 - 05/17/05 03:00 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#8


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#101577 - 05/17/05 05:28 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i fucking hate pre-pubescent schitzo girls.

stick to one account and come back when your body starts to flower into a young woman's. i'm sure your healthcare-practitioner has pamphlets to help explain things as you start developing. buttmaster sucks.
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#101578 - 05/17/05 06:35 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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i fucking hate pre-pubescent schitzo girls.



I think she's 26 years old.

She's not the first to use an alias... At least she wasn't hiding behind an alias to attack someone.
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#101579 - 05/17/05 07:20 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Don Jeremy Offline
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Registered: 02/21/05
Posts: 57
I'm with JRV on this one. Don't be a douche. Also, the pics aren't bad, and the scene she did with Heather from IDeepthroat is hottttttttttttttttttt!
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#101580 - 05/17/05 08:18 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Bo_Rock Offline
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Registered: 01/30/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Philly
I hooked up with a girl who looks like the curly-hair blond, when I was like 18. Yes, I add nothing to the forum.
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#101581 - 05/17/05 09:04 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Melissa want a Blueberry Muffin? I'll never forgive you for your alter ego you stupid bitch.

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#101582 - 05/17/05 09:08 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You guys take this crap too seriously
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#101583 - 05/17/05 09:19 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
buttmaster was unacceptable.
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#101584 - 05/17/05 10:07 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
You didn't object to Brandon/pornloser. Why is buttmaster/Melisa worse?
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#101585 - 05/17/05 10:15 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I can't even remember a buttmaster post, how were they unacceptable?
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#101586 - 05/17/05 10:37 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
jamesn, FUCK OFF! You can´t handle girls with attitude, admit! I have never been rude to you, but I think I will from this date. Don´t tell me what I can or can´t write on this board. (jrv, I know my limits ) Take Don Jeremy for example, he almost fucked all girls in the bizz but he´s still the no.1 gentleman. jamsen, I think you treat girls on this board badly cuz you never get fucked. Sorry, but I can´t help you on this one...


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#101587 - 05/17/05 10:38 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#10


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#101588 - 05/17/05 10:40 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#11


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#101589 - 05/17/05 10:41 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the timeframes are different--we didn't know pornloser was a fake account when i said that. had i known he was brandon's alias, i would have called for his head. save for baja, fake accounts are never as funny as they were intended and are a huge waste of time and patience to figure out.

buttmaster was on the top-10 irritating list, all he did was make so little sense i thought he was foreign, insult bornyo, and make people stupider.

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#101590 - 05/17/05 10:41 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
#12


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#101591 - 05/17/05 10:47 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

i fucking hate pre-pubescent schitzo girls.



I think she's 26 years old.

She's not the first to use an alias... At least she wasn't hiding behind an alias to attack someone.




I'm mystified why people seem to be assuming this is the real Melissa Ashley. We know that this account belongs to the same person as "Buttmaster", but as far as I can see there's never been any positive confirmation to connect it to the porn chick herself. Also note that there was a "Melissa-Ashley" account that registered and made a post a couple of months before this one appeared.

I think it could be the same person who was behind the fake Ron Jeremy.
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#101592 - 05/17/05 10:47 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Melissa Ashley Offline
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Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
jamesn, I think you hate being stupid.
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#101593 - 05/17/05 10:49 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
my life doesn't lend itself to complaining about, if it helps distract you from a tragic future as a hobo, by all means be rude to me.
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#101594 - 05/17/05 10:50 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
what's your prediction for this fight?
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#101595 - 05/17/05 10:52 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

jamesn, I think you hate being stupid.




LOL, obviously melissa revels in it.

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#101596 - 05/17/05 10:52 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if it's the same person as buttmaster, i hate them. if it's not, i apologize. i checked for more evidence once and they shared a passion for gen padova and flaming bornyo, they also had basically the same writing-style.
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#101597 - 05/17/05 10:53 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
well, seeing as i'm not planning on dying in poverty after a life of beating at the hands of johns, we'll have to handicap this one....
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#101598 - 05/17/05 11:14 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Melissa want a Blueberry Muffin? I'll never forgive you for your alter ego you stupid bitch.




What are we talking that Anne Howe shit again? Spare me. I have a close friend who has been with her and he says she is sweet. What more do you want?
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#101599 - 05/17/05 11:22 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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What are we talking that Anne Howe shit again?




No you fucking dolt. Read the god damn mother fucking thread and you would know we are not talking about her former fucking performing name. We are talking about the mother fucking alter ego she was posting under you shit licking pussy.

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What more do you want?




I would like you to die by the blade of my pairing knife.

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#101600 - 05/18/05 01:21 AM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
jason162 Offline
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Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 97
Loc: los angeles
Cool they will never see my home or family But


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#101601 - 05/18/05 08:09 AM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

You guys take this crap too seriously




Yeah, I agree. My Mom had such high hopes.

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#101602 - 05/18/05 09:39 AM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Don Jeremy Offline
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Registered: 02/21/05
Posts: 57
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Take Don Jeremy for example, he almost fucked all girls in the bizz but he´s still the no.1 gentleman.



Is there a real don jeremy? That was just a userID I picked cuz that's what I got called in high school. If I could've grown a funky mustache, I would've looked like his illegitimate son. That or porn chicks have been giving me roofies and taking advantage of me without my knowledge. Oh well. Sign up for another ride ladies. The line starts here...
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#101603 - 05/18/05 06:31 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Quote:


What are we talking that Anne Howe shit again?




No you fucking dolt. Read the god damn mother fucking thread and you would know we are not talking about her former fucking performing name. We are talking about the mother fucking alter ego she was posting under you shit licking pussy.

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What more do you want?




I would like you to die by the blade of my pairing knife.




My apologies Chicken for being so obtuse. I was too busy looking at the attachments to notice what someone had written. I blame it on a fully functioning Y chromosome/Dick.
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#101604 - 05/18/05 10:25 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I'm mystified why people seem to be assuming this is the real Melissa Ashley. ...




We don't know one way or the other of course. I could find out, but what's the point? Unless one is willing to go after every potentially fake ID there's no win here.

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we didn't know pornloser was a fake account when i said that.



I judge people by what they do and not who they are: pornloser was headed for the penalty box even before Bornyo pointed out it was Brandon (for relentlessly spamming other’s threads in spite of repeated warnings).

Buttmaster was annoyingly fanboyish, but nowhere near as bad a problem as Monsieur, pornloser78, His Excellency when Ariana Jollee was posting here, etc. Brandon as Brandon, pimping his own product, is easily in that class.
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#101605 - 05/18/05 10:56 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Brandon (for relentlessly spamming other’s threads in spite of repeated warnings).





What was weird about Brandon -- and I'm not entirely certain about this assessment because I hardly ever read the Industry News or Review sections -- was that his spam was generally just a feeble defense mechanism for when people talked shit about him. Talk shit, he'd post a pic. And man was he relentless with it. Just one after another after another.
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#101606 - 05/19/05 04:59 AM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:


I'm mystified why people seem to be assuming this is the real Melissa Ashley. ...




We don't know one way or the other of course. I could find out, but what's the point? Unless one is willing to go after every potentially fake ID there's no win here.

Quote:

we didn't know pornloser was a fake account when i said that.



I judge people by what they do and not who they are: pornloser was headed for the penalty box even before Bornyo pointed out it was Brandon (for relentlessly spamming other’s threads in spite of repeated warnings).

Buttmaster was annoyingly fanboyish, but nowhere near as bad a problem as Monsieur, pornloser78, His Excellency when Ariana Jollee was posting here, etc. Brandon as Brandon, pimping his own product, is easily in that class.





Gen Padova would know if this was Melissa Ashley, as "buttmaster" was her biggest fan. I called out "buttmaster" once for the bahavior JRV describes above. A few days later I start getting blasted by Melissa Ashley. That was ok, but didn't make any sense. I actually thought MA was Garfield for a while. Then MA/Buttmaster slipped up and I exposed them.

I agree with the stuff JRV says above about Brandon. I'd decided to ignore his posts because he seemed to have fans here. Of course, it turns out HE was probably most of those fans.

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#101607 - 05/19/05 06:29 AM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

but as far as I can see there's never been any positive confirmation to connect it to the porn chick herself.




I think this is tha real Mel Ashley.

check her myspace profile ..some of the pix are the same
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#101608 - 05/19/05 09:00 AM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:


I agree with the stuff JRV says above about Brandon. I'd decided to ignore his posts because he seemed to have fans here. Of course, it turns out HE was probably most of those fans.




He must spend most of his waking hours posting here and on other boards as multiple users.Brandon is one busy guy.
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#101609 - 05/19/05 04:56 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I blame it on a fully functioning Y chromosome/Dick.




Your stupidity has nothing to do with your 1 inch schlong.

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#101610 - 05/19/05 11:09 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

but as far as I can see there's never been any positive confirmation to connect it to the porn chick herself.




I think this is tha real Mel Ashley.

check her myspace profile ..some of the pix are the same




Your logic escapes me. If the pics have been posted elsewhere on the internet, that just proves that someone could have downloaded them and posted them here. It would be more convincing if this poster had unique, never before seen pics.
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#101611 - 05/20/05 08:19 AM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Who are the other whores, Melissa?
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#101612 - 05/20/05 02:02 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Maxxx Beaver Offline
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Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 43
Loc: Canada
Definetly has a very young look to her...Of course this sells.

So she will do OK in the biz...

Plus she will be the envy of all the people at the old age home when they are all 80 and she looks 60...

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#101613 - 05/20/05 04:45 PM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Quote:

Definetly has a very young look to her...Of course this sells.

So she will do OK in the biz...

Plus she will be the envy of all the people at the old age home when they are all 80 and she looks 60...






While I appreciate the fact that you are trying to make it look like you know what you are talking about, Melissa has been in the industry for many years and has over 50 films to her credit.

Surely an industry veteran like yourself would know this, "Mr. Beaver"

Melissa/Anne Howe
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#101614 - 05/22/06 05:07 AM Re: If you don´t like girls - fuck off!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
bump bump bump

like the b2k song.
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