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As a big-dicked motherfucker myself, I can't even stand watching little-dicked chumps in action. It's not even sex. You know the girl is just faking her little moans. When someone like Brandon steps in, you know the girl is for real. You know she feels that cock and is reacting to it, and is deriving maximum pleasure. For me to watch little-dicked fools in porn is akin to Sammy Sosa watching a minor league baseball game. It's still baseball, but it just doesn't have any impact.

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Me cousin Nacho and I used to have lot of fun when growing up. His father Taco was very close to my father, Chalupa Migueal Guilermo Diaz Hernandez Hernandez. So we very close. Fun times in summer. That's when we get wet. We would play exciting games. My favorite was TINKLE TARGET. It was most fun.

Here what we do. We would both get nakid. Then one of us would draw target on a part of our bodies with my mommas lipstick. Then the other would stand as far away as possible and then he would try to hit the target with his peepee. Whoever stood farest wins!!! Mucho fun. Nacho likes it most when the target is around his mouth. He get very happy. Somtimes he touch him self down there. Sometimes our papas would play. It even more fun then.

Burrito Nacho

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X-mas was me and Nachos favoritest time of year. We were very poor but very proud people. Our papas worked a combined 17 jobs just to put food on the table for our familia. We couldnt afford big trees but we had the bestest thing ever! We had a train set, given down to my papa from his papa and his papa gave it to him. Every year we would get together and set up train track to go around the tree. This was the most joyus occasion!

when our mamas and papas went to the bed we would takes the train track and make straight line. Then Nacho and I would see who wants to plays TUNNEL and who plays TRAIN CONDUCTOR. He usually wanted tunnel. So then he would get naked and get in doggy style at the end of the track. Then I would grab the train and yell ALL ABOARD!!! Then as I drove the train into Nachos butthole I would yell CHOO CHOO!!! This was hours and hours of party.

When Nacho became big american pornstar the first thing he bot was a bigger train set! Every year we continue tradition. I love x-mas and Nacho mucho. My bestest memories.

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