african clothing and porn seem to share the same 3-5 year lag in relation to what's going on in america and i'm wondering if porn valley is some kind of black hole for hipness. when you look at the t-shirts worn in malawi, they're often the ones charities collect and always a few years behind the ball. you know, orlando magic shaq jerseys in 2005. britney spears blew up in 99 or close to it, and was on the downslope by her album in 2003 and now is just knocked up and still not classy enough to join the nouveau riche yet in mid 2005, there's supposed to be novelty in a porn knockoff of her? it could be funny if it was preggo-porn and totally vicious, but this is numbingly lame yet getting more press than anything out there.

"emo"-or french for "bitchass, whiny and brooding male axewound" and artsy, dark porn with the kind of edge you'd find on a plastic spoon from burger-king seems to be the other tripe getting the big push. if people want androgyny, they'd just buy porn with cambodian and thai people in it instead of eon mckai. this shit was never cool, all it did was get straight men in touch with their feelings then identified as gay by rednecks and beaten. once again, this dark period of male periods had petered out by 2003.

tommy lee, system of a down, digital underground and others years removed from their relevancy can only get laid in porn. the last place in america that will listen to them other than reality tv is porn, it's fucking pathetic.
is porn just that totally uncompetitive or is it just full of the least-cool people ever? i give this round to the democratic republic of congo--they've got the best selection of patriots bledsoe merchandise going.