african clothing and porn seem to share the same 3-5 year lag in relation to what's going on in america and i'm wondering if porn valley is some kind of black hole for hipness. when you look at the t-shirts worn in malawi, they're often the ones charities collect and always a few years behind the ball. you know, orlando magic shaq jerseys in 2005. britney spears blew up in 99 or close to it, and was on the downslope by her album in 2003 and now is just knocked up and still not classy enough to join the nouveau riche yet in mid 2005, there's supposed to be novelty in a porn knockoff of her? it could be funny if it was preggo-porn and totally vicious, but this is numbingly lame yet getting more press than anything out there.

"emo"-or french for "bitchass, whiny and brooding male axewound" and artsy, dark porn with the kind of edge you'd find on a plastic spoon from burger-king seems to be the other tripe getting the big push. if people want androgyny, they'd just buy porn with cambodian and thai people in it instead of eon mckai. this shit was never cool, all it did was get straight men in touch with their feelings then identified as gay by rednecks and beaten. once again, this dark period of male periods had petered out by 2003.

tommy lee, system of a down, digital underground and others years removed from their relevancy can only get laid in porn. the last place in america that will listen to them other than reality tv is porn, it's fucking pathetic.
is porn just that totally uncompetitive or is it just full of the least-cool people ever? i give this round to the democratic republic of congo--they've got the best selection of patriots bledsoe merchandise going.

Porn is a pit of despair and lost dreams. Why would any of them want to live in the now? Consider most of these people weren't in porn 3-5 years ago and their dreams were fledgling around that time. They stick to the fond memories. Die young, live fast and do it all yesterday.

Warm milk and laxatives, cherry flavored antacids.

at least it makes it easy to tell who is rich and who is poor in porn, the ones working way to hard to look like money are usually the poor ones every whore has a fucking Louie Vuitton bag and no rent money. Honestly that goes for most of LA, go up to the average douche bag that's all decked out in a club in a Versace shirt an I'll bet you five bucks he works in retail or in other words that idiot folding shirts at Macy's.

I dunno....I might speculate porn valley citizens get caught in the cycle of blowing large amounts of money on drugs and then only being able to afford (very) Used Clothes or the goodwill "A"-rack. Case in Point of this principle at work: a few years back a good friend of mine, who was a Marketing Executive in San Jose pulling at least 180 K, crashed and burned smoking "H"......3 years later, supposedly clean but her life a mess, she still had the same wardrobe. Who knows.....hmmmm maybe I should point her to a porn agency, she still has an original hotness that was preserved by the Heroin.

You know, now that I think about it, how many porn chicks careers would last longer if they used more "H" and less Tweak....?? Fuck I am digressing from James' original point.......

smack may be too cool for porn, but i agree--junkies age better than drunks, tweakers, or (dust/base/coke/crack/acid)heads. burroughs did fine, and there are plenty of people using it on weekends or every third day who are more than functional. it's so fucking pure on the east coast, needles are superflous and if you're a white-collar 34-year old it probably takes less of a toll on your body and keeps you from DUIs than getting shitfaced on a weekend-night. friday night doesn't turn into two days of missed work the next week like speed, and nobody does fucked-up, weird violent shit on heroin.

agreed. rich people don't stay rich by spending like MC Hammer.the real inbred bluebloods/boston brahmins here will never go broke, they won't buy bottled water because it's too expensive and they can be worth over a hundred-million and drive the same 4matic E-class deisel wagon they had in 1996. that kind of thrift allows them to hide the occasional product of a gene puddle in the guest house or send them to mclean's with james taylor or slyvia plath.

hey should I know who in the fuck you are and what company do you work for, your turn around time sounds amazing