She's still the same blond porn whore, no matter what name she goes by. . . .

I almost died when I read this one, courtesy of http://GramPonante.com

"To that end, I must address the oversaturation of Ms. Britney Rears.

I think Jeff Mullen and the naturalized citizens of All Media Play are doing a fine job of shoving the former Sherman Oaks health store clerk formerly known as Jessica Sweet down our throats. It is important in a crowded porn marketplace that the media and public be kept apprised of where Britney Rears is signing, what radio programs she has appeared on, and what Danny Bonaduce thinks of her, because all porn success is measured through the grainy filter of low-wattage mainstream celebrity.

Still, I think it would be good if Britney staged a real event to endear her to us all the more.

I would make a modest proposal, then, that Britney Rears not only kill her own elk but also shoot an anal scene inside the steaming cavity where once its cervine entrails lay.

You know, like a tauntaun."