For a minute I thought you meant that guy Sick Fuck aka Le Sick Fuck that used to post here.

Personally I think you should have told her that martini was for the soul purpose of bringing your screen cap fetish to life. She might have been into it... then again she might have freaked out and threatened that she was going to bring you up on some imaginary rape charge. You would have to then chop her up, plastic bag all the pieces you know and hide the evidence in your basement freezer. Only to find out your girlfriend mistook her zip locked pieces for steak and you just had the business school grad lovingly made into a "steak and potatos" dinner.