i heard a guy hooked genesis fishing off long beach and solved the missing person's case. apparently when they creamated her, ariana jolie made a dash for the urn and railed her ashes off the ladies room toiletlid at some unitarian church out amongst the godless californians.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits