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#101333 - 05/16/05 11:20 AM It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
GenesisSkye Offline
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Registered: 10/11/04
Posts: 98
Loc: Cali
Hey Guys! So this is it! The last birthday I actually have to look forward to. In less than 12 hours I will be 21!!! I came home to Wisconsin so I could spend it with my friends out here and my family of course. I return to Cali on the 22nd and will be hitting the bars the second I step off the plane. Deja Daire is taking me out for my birthday! I will be careful and no drinking and driving for me!
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#101334 - 05/16/05 11:29 AM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
dt_danza Offline
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Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
Hey i'll fuck you. Hahahahahahahahahaha i'm just kidding

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#101335 - 05/16/05 11:46 AM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I'm not
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#101336 - 05/16/05 11:49 AM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
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Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
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I'm not





Hahahahahahahahaha me either

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#101337 - 05/16/05 01:18 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I return to Cali on the 22nd and will be hitting the bars the second I step off the plane.




and three hours later...

monstar---> <---genesis

happy b-day sweets
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#101338 - 05/16/05 01:25 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
whooo, congrats... Keis b-day is the 18th... lol... fun week.
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#101339 - 05/16/05 01:55 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Happy birthday but lets not pretend youve never drank alcohol before. Isn't it a pre-requisite for whores to get drunk or before a scene? With that said Ill be more than happy to welcome you back to cali by giving you a one eyed pirate
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#101340 - 05/17/05 11:43 AM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
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Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
Hey monster if that picture is of you has anyone told you that you look a little bit like River Pheonix???.

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#101341 - 05/17/05 01:53 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
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Hey monster if that picture is of you has anyone told you that you look a little bit like River Pheonix???.



Traci Lords=River Phoenix?


Edited by DrCyclops (05/17/05 01:53 PM)
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#101342 - 05/17/05 04:06 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
rank Offline
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Registered: 05/10/05
Posts: 13
ok tonto maybe you did'nt realize that's a chick posting, but either way please refrain from speaking about you and sex at the same time cause it's really kind of creepy

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Quote:

I return to Cali on the 22nd and will be hitting the bars the second I step off the plane.




and three hours later...

monstar---> <---genesis

happy b-day sweets



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#101343 - 05/17/05 04:22 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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please refrain from speaking about you and sex at the same time cause it's really kind of creepy





then you are really gunna get weirded out when I post a picture of me throat gaggin your pops while he wears a "world's greatest dad" hat.

poppa rank---> <---monstar
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#101344 - 05/17/05 04:25 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#101345 - 05/17/05 04:25 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
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Registered: 04/06/05
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And monkey said there were no more knife fights...this shits starting to get good around here.
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#101346 - 05/17/05 04:27 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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And monkey said there were no more knife fights...this shits starting to get good around here.




Yeah no shit. Next thing we know, Monstar will be exchanging Rank's scalp at the trading post for whiskey and big wompum.

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#101347 - 05/17/05 04:30 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Whats really funny is how Monstar is arguably one of the nicest people on this board, and hes got posters gunning for him. Whats this world coming to. All of this without Brenda Irons.

Monstar "any predictions for your fight with Rank?"
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#101348 - 05/17/05 04:34 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston


....PAIN!
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#101349 - 05/17/05 11:05 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Hey monster if that picture is of you has anyone told you that you look a little bit like River Pheonix???.





What in the fuck are you on?, he looks nothing like him you dumb fuck. God i can't wait to see your face as i dig a knife into your stomach and watch the fear in your eyes.
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#101350 - 05/18/05 12:49 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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please refrain from speaking about you and sex at the same time cause it's really kind of creepy





then you are really gunna get weirded out when I post a picture of me throat gaggin your pops while he wears a "world's greatest dad" hat.





Oh my fucking God... That's just beautiful. That's... that's... wow...
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#101351 - 05/21/05 08:09 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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And monkey said there were no more knife fights...this shits starting to get good around here.




Yeah no shit. Next thing we know, Monstar will be exchanging Rank's scalp at the trading post for whiskey and big wompum.




c'mon get real, this is just a butterknife fight. i bet a case of firewater on Rank tho.

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#101352 - 11/28/05 10:11 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
look at this thread. it's greatness. dt_danza, still fooling the world. monstar. freaking out. and genesis skye right before she transitioned into truly-used goods.

i'm telling y'all, me and brazzle, we're working on some plutarch-style shit for the xpt-histories.
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#101353 - 11/29/05 09:42 AM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Yeah, this was one of my first intro's into the world of the Cage, Monstar's line there was a hall of fame worthy crushing. In fact, that's goin' on the quote 'o the year thread.

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#101354 - 11/29/05 12:37 PM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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look at this thread. it's greatness. dt_danza, still fooling the world. monstar. freaking out. and genesis skye right before she transitioned into truly-used goods.

i'm telling y'all, me and brazzle, we're working on some plutarch-style shit for the xpt-histories.





Theres even a tinge of alt porn in the thread, if you look deep enough
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#101355 - 05/29/06 10:48 AM Re: It's My Birthday And I'll Fuck If I Want To!!!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i heard a guy hooked genesis fishing off long beach and solved the missing person's case. apparently when they creamated her, ariana jolie made a dash for the urn and railed her ashes off the ladies room toiletlid at some unitarian church out amongst the godless californians.
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