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#101228 - 05/15/05 04:29 PM The Pointless Post
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Okay i will give you all the heads up. This post is about nothing and will go on for a while, so if that doesn't sound like something that would interest you click back now.

I'm just going to keep typing thoughts until i run out of them.


Why did i eat a bacon and egg roll, i don't even like bacon and now i feel sick. Porn had a chance to go mainstream towards the end of the 70's, to think that people like max hardcore and brandon irons could be considered in the same class as brad pitt and that kid from titanic if the directors didn't fuck up the porn scene. I get why guys do porn, but i don't get why girls do it. I mean society doesn't accept women who do it as much as they do men, i'm trying to look at it from a women's perspective and i wouldn't take 3 loads on my face so i can use the money to buy myself a new pair of shoes. I find julie meadows attractive, i wouldn't notice her in real life yet she has something. Very strange, she reminds me of a typical high school substitute english teacher and my english teacher in high school was a man, does thi mean in some sck way that i wanted to fuck my high school english teacher or am i too tired and looking far too deep into the reasons why i find julie meadows attractive. maybe i should be honest with myself and give my old english teacher a call, arrange to meet up for coffee and see where my feelings are once i see him again, i think that would clear up a lot of the confusion. Luke Ford, interesting. porn parties don't exist anymore, whens the next ksex porn Olympics?. I want to do my own documentary despite the fact i have no idea what i want to do it about, how to handle a camera or set it up so it has direction and leads somewhere. 67% of current porn contract girls have fucked either system of a down members, tommy lee or kid rock. Krystal steal is sexy but shes not pretty, you can just tell she wasn't hot in high school and did everything she could to get the boys attention, porn is her payback to people who didn't care then and care even less now. Pamela Peaks. Natalie Portman shaved her head, disturbing. I can't shake the fact fayner wanted to be a simpson's writer, seriously how fucked would it be if he was part of the team having to write for the most popular show of all time, fucking fayner. Amazing that for as much shit as the monkey throws every now and then some of it is bound to stick and make me look like a prophet, i said skeeter fucked little kids years ago and it was made public a few weeks back. What a fucking scumbag. I wonder whats worse to find out that your mother was a porn star before you were born or coming across your sister in a 5 black dude gangbang while searching for something to jerk off to. Most people would choose being frozen to death to being boiled to death, if both were instant it wouldn't matter having said that its take the frozen, i wonder why that is. Is it weird to believe in god but not that your spirit goes to a different place when you die?. Who is Bianca Pureheart?. I should adopt a kid. Daisy is so hot, spanish speaking porn scenes are hot. Black people are usually angry, also they are either really fit and athletic or really fat, theres no inbetween, i wonder why that is?. Wouldn't this be a better place if the blacks had the same sense of humor over slaves like jews have about their persecution, i wonder how luke feels about this since he is an adopted jew. Julian is so fucking stupid. im thirsty. I think i could keep doing this for hours but if i don't stop now i never will.
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#101229 - 05/15/05 08:23 PM Re: The Pointless Post
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Julie Meadows Sucks
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#101230 - 05/15/05 10:15 PM Re: The Pointless Post
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Who is Bianca Pureheart?




More importantly why was her meatholes scene so shitty? It was really short with bad editing and she totally didn't look into it. Gen was there eager to please in that I'm looking to please daddy kind of way, but it was just irritating.



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#101231 - 05/16/05 06:19 AM Re: The Pointless Post
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Sydnee steele is doing girl girl only now, i love porn stars who are in the biz for 8 plus years have done everything on camera then after the industry has used them up in their prime they try and pull this shit out in the twilight of their careers. I have an idea why don't you take even a further step back and leave the business all together, do us all a favor. Nina Hartley, whats the point?. After reading the last two people ive talked about i ask myself have i become bitter towards women?, i've never had a emotionally damaging long lasting memory of a women fucking me over and then pinning it on all women, i then go deeper and ask would i feel the same if the personalties and mentalities of these people were put into mens bodies would i feel the same, and i answer yes, which makes me feel better about myself and hate them even more. its a vicious cycle. I've realized that fan boys help the industry more then just with their wallets, its weird but a lot of the attractive stars love the attention they get from these people, they love to feel like stars while blocking out what theyre famous for, if you dare to stretch your imagination to the point of calling them famous. So i guess the next time i jerk off to a natasha dolling or charmane star scene i should give a nod of approval to the 1 or 2 fan boys that made her day at her last convention and reinforced her place in the industry leading to her to do the scene i just relieved myself to in the first place, then i can flush away those feelings with the recently soiled tissues and realize if it wasn't her it would just be someone else and that im not that selective. I'm strangely starting to enjoy just posting whatever the fuck is going through my head having no point and seemingly no end. I just had the image of that picture luke labeled as kyoto guy getting attacked by a group of stray cats in a florida porn apartment. stray cats are very aggressive, i would rather take on a big dog then those fuckers. Jenna's husband calls club jenna his company. Didn't janine aka fake vomit nipples do like a IR threesome scene with marcus and sean michales like a year ago, what ever happened to that?. Vivid holding it back for the summer to get a giant opening at the box office or have they realized its just porn and they have already squeezed every last penny out of man eater and to release it before more pictures of the rapidly aging janine come out and turn off more potential buyers.
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#101232 - 05/16/05 09:30 AM Re: The Pointless Post
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Now im sick,im shaking like a leaf.it was like silly putty so they thew him in the back of the car and beat him to death.Are you going to finish that cigarette?I like bake potatos.Sour cream.....CHIVES
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#101233 - 05/16/05 11:44 AM Re: The Pointless Post
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I these larry king like stream of consciousness posts Monkey
See you have even involved Jeff in the practice
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#101234 - 05/16/05 01:06 PM Re: The Pointless Post
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I these larry king like stream of consciousness posts Monkey
See you have even involved Jeff in the practice




All they need is the "..." to separate every mindless observation.
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#101235 - 05/17/05 06:11 AM Re: The Pointless Post
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I just saw a lacey duvalle gag scene she did for some website and i get what simp is going on about now. I too feel guilty and disturbed watching it, she seems like a pretty smart girl, i mean i was expecting her to be some dumb hood rat who can't string two sentences together but she comes across as quite articulate and with her head on her shoulders, she is drop dead gorgeous, she could've easily had the same career as heather hunter, soft shit , long breaks decent money but somewhere along the line she lost her way, having a kid didn't help i guess. After seeing this scene and the descriptions that simp has left now everytime i see her all i can think of is the afleck duck and gilbert gottfried. Porngossip didn't take long to go blank, came out with a bang left with a fizzle the parallels between that site and garfield are uncanny, god i miss garfield. Why are there some many new users with nothing interesting to say now?. Stacey Dash. Not a day goes by that i don't thank the lord for being white, does this make me racist or just aware to know that i get more opportunities being white?. It would suck to be an ugly woman, i mean if a guy is ugly then he still has hope to get a hot wife, whether he has a great personality or has a large bank account, if your an ugly woman then you're fucked because the only reason men want money is because they know it leads to getting women, if women didn't care then men would make just enough to pay the rent, cable bill and food. What do we care?. if anyone can pinpoint the moment kyoto became a pussy (no pun intended) and stop battling people here let me know, im so disappointed. I hate plastic surgery, well just that plastic surgery gorgeous women get because of petty small imperfections and the evil gay doctors that perform it, the freaks can get it done all they want and by freaks i mean pamela peaks cause im sure she reeks when i see her i can't get no sleep she ain't no treat let me touch your feet
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