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#101154 - 05/15/05 08:12 AM Is anyone here friends with Kami???
dt_danza Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
This might be a stupid question but i will ask it anyway. Is anyone here friends with Kami in real life???. I've watched a lot of her scenes and she seems like a real cool person. It would be cool if i got to hang out with her if she does that with the fans here. I know some of the girls do that with the guys at adt, wasn't sure if the same thing happend here???.

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#101155 - 05/15/05 08:26 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
She's in my freezer right now . . . . . . . . . *sigh*she's looking for something to eat, not chopped up in little baggies like you're fantasizing about.

Oh, BTW, learn to laugh. It helps here.



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#101156 - 05/15/05 08:29 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
dt_danza Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
Hey man thats not funny. I don't find talking about that kind of stuff funny in anyway. There are people like that around so be careful of what you say. Things like that can get taken the wrong way by the wrong people.

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#101157 - 05/15/05 08:31 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I can't express the degree to which I am sorry. Please find it in your heart to forgive me.

Are you always this boring?

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#101158 - 05/15/05 08:36 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
dt_danza Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
I'm boring because i don't talk about killing pornstars???. I like Kami a lot and don't think talking about her being dead is funny or sexy at all. How would you feel if Kami started saying the same stuff about you???. Ever think about that???.

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#101159 - 05/15/05 08:41 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

Hey man thats not funny. I don't find talking about that kind of stuff funny in anyway. There are people like that around so be careful of what you say.




This kind of talk disturbs me more than the actual act would.
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#101160 - 05/15/05 08:41 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Hey man thats not funny. I don't find talking about that kind of stuff funny in anyway. There are people like that around so be careful of what you say. Things like that can get taken the wrong way by the wrong people.



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#101161 - 05/15/05 09:51 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Quote:

Hey man thats not funny. I don't find talking about that kind of stuff funny in anyway. There are people like that around so be careful of what you say.




This kind of talk disturbs me more than the actual act would.




He's rattled because he really does have a chopped-up whore in his freezer and thinks we're onto him.
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#101162 - 05/15/05 10:31 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I'm boring because i don't talk about killing pornstars???. I like Kami a lot and don't think talking about her being dead is funny or sexy at all. How would you feel if Kami started saying the same stuff about you???. Ever think about that???.




Yeah, I think about it, and every time I do I have to rub one off before I can walk anywhere.

If you like Kami so much you would realize that she is one hell of a girl who takes jokes as they come, and makes many of her own.

She is not one of these people who are so incredibly boring and have such meager lives that they walk around looking for something to be offended about. Get my drift, genius?

I really don't think she needs your protection, but why don't you ask her.
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#101163 - 05/15/05 11:06 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
dude you need to lighten up if you are going to stay around here....

on this board there are a few things you need to understand...


1)jokes are made about people being killed. (particularly decapitation)
2) we call women in porn "whores" but we mean that affectionately.
3) We ask posters to post pics of themselves (and although I think I am the one only porn fan who did) it is how we have fun...
4) yes we do haze the new people and the only place we are asked to tone it down is in the Talent for Hire forum.
5) we don't try to get close to or know our porn talent (whether friends or for fucking) they are out of most of our price range (if we are in the industry...scratch that statement)
6) we bash ADT...they take this stuff way too serious
7) most things said are tongue and cheek.....most of us have fulfilling lives outside of our porn fantasies and this born is an extension of that fantasy...not something we try to make real....

with all that said...Welcome and enjoy the ride...or we will have fun riding you.
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#101164 - 05/15/05 12:21 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Hey man thats not funny. I don't find talking about that kind of stuff funny in anyway. There are people like that around so be careful of what you say.




This kind of talk disturbs me more than the actual act would.




Only thing in my freezer are some Dilaudid Suppositories and a half-eaten sno-cone. Oh....and a picture of Ted Williams, in honor of his family freezing the poor bastard after he craoked.
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#101165 - 05/15/05 12:35 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:


xxxbit sez:
most of us have fulfilling lives outside of our porn fantasies



You might, but who else?
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#101166 - 05/15/05 01:02 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
JRV I know you have something else going for you other than the fact you hang out here.
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#101167 - 05/15/05 03:43 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

dude you need to lighten up if you are going to stay around here....

on this board there are a few things you need to understand...

. . . with all that said...Welcome and enjoy the ride...or we will have fun riding you.





Well said XXX! Bravo

By the way, nice tittah!

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#101168 - 05/16/05 09:16 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:


xxxbit sez:
most of us have fulfilling lives outside of our porn fantasies



You might, but who else?




The only thing I have going for me is my imaginary relationship with XXXBIT.
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#101169 - 05/16/05 11:34 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
dt_danza Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
Quote:

dude you need to lighten up if you are going to stay around here....

on this board there are a few things you need to understand...


1)jokes are made about people being killed. (particularly decapitation)
2) we call women in porn "whores" but we mean that affectionately.
3) We ask posters to post pics of themselves (and although I think I am the one only porn fan who did) it is how we have fun...
4) yes we do haze the new people and the only place we are asked to tone it down is in the Talent for Hire forum.
5) we don't try to get close to or know our porn talent (whether friends or for fucking) they are out of most of our price range (if we are in the industry...scratch that statement)
6) we bash ADT...they take this stuff way too serious
7) most things said are tongue and cheek.....most of us have fulfilling lives outside of our porn fantasies and this born is an extension of that fantasy...not something we try to make real....

with all that said...Welcome and enjoy the ride...or we will have fun riding you.






Okay weirdo. Hahahahahahaha i'm just kidding. I get what you're saying.

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#101170 - 05/17/05 12:01 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
you know I have be away for a bit cause I have been shooting (not the normal drug binge drop out, but a work one) and when I came back i was like we need a sticky for new people kinda what xxx posted like while kyoto is scary he will most likely not rape you. its a blast when you make it past round one.

As far as friends on this board:
I met a guy I dated and lived with for several months on this board. It ended in flsmes and tears like most on line started relationships but the sex was great.I consider Pariah my friend. Ive sucked his wee wee (but it was like a year ago) I consider Bonyo my friend also. Ive offered to hump Tony but he keeps it on the dl and is "out of the office" when I go by! I would also loan money to jrv and cleetus. there are others but i just woke up.


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#101171 - 05/17/05 01:57 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I would be Kami's friend, except I have a Mild case of Osteogenesis Imperfecta (brittle bone disease) and if she jumped me I might fracture my pelvis and not be able to fuck for a year. Although I wonder if Kami ever had sex in a wheelchair......??
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#101172 - 05/17/05 03:08 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

you know I have be away for a bit cause I have been shooting (not the normal drug binge drop out, but a work one) ...
As far as friends on this board:
... there are others but i just woke up.






Will you be my friend? I'll be your friend. Do you like French Fried Pertaters? Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh.

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#101173 - 05/17/05 04:22 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Thanks Kami,
I love kami too but can I have the offer of oral sex rather than the loan
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#101174 - 05/17/05 07:22 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
I’d hesitate to claim to be “friends” with someone I’d never met, indeed someone I’d never even spoken to. Almost all of my interaction with Kami has been in posts, in a porn forum no less!

If the question is “friendly”, sure. Were I to be in Pittsburgh at the same time as Kami I’d see if she was busy and arrange my travel plans to take her out to Carl’s Jr. if it made sense. There are a couple of pornstars I consider myself friendly with in that respect.

What you need to remember is that the person you see on your TV screen is largely the product of what you “see” – your expectations and imagination – and acting on her part, trying to be what the fans want. The real Kami is her own person and may not be what you expect; quite a few fans seem to have a problem understanding the difference between reality and what they see on a TV. As long as you don’t try to force them to be who you expect or conform to what you think is OK/gross then it’ll be fine.

In trying to become “friends” it’s important to understand what they like. A cheap way to curry favor is to be first to post a new boxcover, like this:




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#101175 - 05/17/05 10:24 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
is it me or did I just get the shut down from JrV haha

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#101176 - 05/17/05 10:28 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
you still have me
plus jrv posted that cover scan which included the word midgets
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#101177 - 05/18/05 01:18 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

I would be Kami's friend, except I have a Mild case of Osteogenesis Imperfecta (brittle bone disease) and if she jumped me I might fracture my pelvis and not be able to fuck for a year. Although I wonder if Kami ever had sex in a wheelchair......??




I believe this is where we shake hands. .... i doubt anyone will get that.
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#101178 - 05/18/05 08:07 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
We could have had something special. But, but but . . . . SHE TOLD ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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#101179 - 05/18/05 09:58 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

is it me or did I just get the shut down from JrV haha



Ack. That's what I get for changing directions while writing a post, right before going to bed.
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#101180 - 05/18/05 03:30 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
Quote:

We could have had something special. But, but but . . . . SHE TOLD ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY!







don't worry Toe...I thought I was on her nonporn female/message board radar...

but we still have each other...even if we don't have Kami...

but her joining us would have definately spiced up our encounters..
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#101181 - 05/18/05 10:29 PM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
dudes I love you all

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#101182 - 05/19/05 05:56 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

dudes I love you all




Sure you love us, but you're not in love with us.

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#101183 - 05/19/05 06:36 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs


(XXXBIT)(Mr. Toelicker)_________________(Kami)


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#101184 - 05/19/05 07:43 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
dt_danza Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
Quote:

dudes I love you all




Hahahahahahaahaha. I love you Kami. Who knew you were this funny???. Beauty and brains equals the perfect woman named Kami.

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#101185 - 05/19/05 08:52 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


Hahahahahahaahaha. I love you Kami. Who knew you were this funny???. Beauty and brains equals the perfect woman named Kami.




I take back my smiley. I didn't realize the company I was in. Sorry Kami. I think of you often. What might have been . . . . .
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#101186 - 05/19/05 10:28 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Micheal Mayhem Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
Quote:

you know I have be away for a bit cause I have been shooting (not the normal drug binge drop out, but a work one) and when I came back i was like we need a sticky for new people kinda what xxx posted like while kyoto is scary he will most likely not rape you. its a blast when you make it past round one.

As far as friends on this board:
I met a guy I dated and lived with for several months on this board. It ended in flsmes and tears like most on line started relationships but the sex was great.I consider Pariah my friend. Ive sucked his wee wee (but it was like a year ago) I consider Bonyo my friend also. Ive offered to hump Tony but he keeps it on the dl and is "out of the office" when I go by! I would also loan money to jrv and cleetus. there are others but i just woke up.






She offered to take a load of my piss for a Carl's Junior Meal (not even super sized). If that ain't friendship...sheesh...what is
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#101187 - 05/19/05 10:38 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Im a giver

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#101188 - 05/19/05 10:52 AM Re: Is anyone here friends with Kami???
Micheal Mayhem Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
Quote:

Im a giver



You take well too!
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