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#101109 - 05/15/05 01:16 AM I wanna marry Kami Andrews
drpornz Offline
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Registered: 03/31/05
Posts: 213
Loc: Tom Cruise Mental Home For the...
Kami, you turn me on so much. I won the UK Lotto three years ago. I'll pay ya $12,000 to see me. I'll pay ya flight here.



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#101110 - 05/15/05 01:26 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
drpornz Offline
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Registered: 03/31/05
Posts: 213
Loc: Tom Cruise Mental Home For the...
By the way, know how much I won on the Lotto? 12 million UK pounds. That's around $20 million USA money. That's how I am mad.

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#101111 - 05/15/05 01:29 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
drpornz Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/31/05
Posts: 213
Loc: Tom Cruise Mental Home For the...
I'll give ya $100,000 for sex. I make interest on my money, so $100,000 is nothing.

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#101112 - 05/15/05 01:45 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Kami is out-of-town and may not see this. Lucky her...
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#101113 - 05/15/05 05:37 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I won the UK Lotto three years ago.




I'd buy that, if by lottery you meant giving bare back glory hole blow jobs to brazilian transvestites for pocket change, then ya I'd buy it.

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#101114 - 05/15/05 05:57 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
dt_danza Offline
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Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
I love Kami too but i haven't got $20 million. Hahahahahaha. I'm just kidding

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#101115 - 05/15/05 06:29 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
You know what? dt danza and dr porn should date! Seriously. Drpornz why not fly this little boy out to see you? He thinks it is just fine to watch men jack off. You like to talk to Wankus about the size of his penis (in private i may add) A match made in Hell!
The two of you get together have a few cosmos and you just talk about dick. You two are great together!
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#101116 - 05/15/05 08:06 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
dt_danza Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
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You know what? dt danza and dr porn should date! Seriously. Drpornz why not fly this little boy out to see you? He thinks it is just fine to watch men jack off. You like to talk to Wankus about the size of his penis (in private i may add) A match made in Hell!
The two of you get together have a few cosmos and you just talk about dick. You two are great together!





You have some serious issues pal. I don't jerk off to men, i was asking an adult question to whom i thought was adults. I guess i was wrong.

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#101117 - 05/15/05 08:23 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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i was asking an adult question to whom i thought was adults. I guess i was wrong.




Next time you'll actually lurk around and read a board for a while before assuming. You're not the first.

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#101118 - 05/15/05 08:26 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
dt_danza Offline
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Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
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Next time you'll actually lurk around and read a board for a while before assuming. You're not the first.





Sometimes i feel like i'm the only person who speaks english here. Do you mean people are insulting me because i'm the new guy???. Hazing the new guy hey fellows???. Hahahahaha, i'm just kidding i don't talk like that.

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#101119 - 05/15/05 08:29 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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You have some serious issues pal. I don't jerk off to men, i was asking an adult question to whom i thought was adults. I guess i was wrong.




Do you see anyone being adult here?
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#101120 - 05/15/05 08:30 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Do you mean people are insulting me because i'm the new guy???.





No. That's not what I mean.

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#101121 - 05/15/05 05:44 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
El Kabong Offline
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
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Do you mean people are insulting me because i'm the new guy???.




Um, no I think it's because you have a tremendously gay profile avitar. Oh and you come off like a stalker. Just a friendly observation.
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#101122 - 05/15/05 07:47 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Kami, you turn me on so much. I won the UK Lotto three years ago. I'll pay ya $12,000 to see me. I'll pay ya flight here.




Retards and gimps laugh at you, don't they?
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#101123 - 05/16/05 11:48 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
dt_danza Offline
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Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
Quote:

Quote:

Do you mean people are insulting me because i'm the new guy???.




Um, no I think it's because you have a tremendously gay profile avitar. Oh and you come off like a stalker. Just a friendly observation.





Well at least I have the balls to post a picture of myself and for the last time I'm not a homosexual, not that there's anything wrong with that. Hahahahahaha I got that from seinfield.

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#101124 - 05/16/05 12:40 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Do you mean people are insulting me because i'm the new guy???.




Um, no I think it's because you have a tremendously gay profile avitar. Oh and you come off like a stalker. Just a friendly observation.





Well at least I have the balls to post a picture of myself and for the last time I'm not a homosexual, not that there's anything wrong with that. Hahahahahaha I got that from seinfield.




Well my friend if that is your real pic then appearently you have more balls than brains.
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#101125 - 05/16/05 04:01 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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Well at least I have the balls to post a picture of myself and for the last time I'm not a homosexual, not that there's anything wrong with that. Hahahahahaha I got that from seinfield.



I would like to know. Why would you post a pic of yourself with your hand down your shorts? Do you find that in any way just the slighest bit ultra creepy? Are you even old enough to even be here?
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#101126 - 05/17/05 11:32 AM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
dt_danza Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
Quote:

Quote:

Well at least I have the balls to post a picture of myself and for the last time I'm not a homosexual, not that there's anything wrong with that. Hahahahahaha I got that from seinfield.



I would like to know. Why would you post a pic of yourself with your hand down your shorts? Do you find that in any way just the slighest bit ultra creepy? Are you even old enough to even be here?





Hey buddy maybe you should learn how to take a joke. My best friend took that picture of me when we were in high school and i happen to think it's funny. You have some serious issues maybe you should see a doctor and get right.

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#101127 - 05/17/05 03:08 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
That's a pretty clear picture if it's from your high school years and you are 38. I would say that picture should be at least 20 years old by now and no picture looks that clear after 20 years.

I say this guy is a 14-16 year old kid.


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#101128 - 05/17/05 03:29 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Get a rope.

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#101129 - 05/17/05 03:37 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:

Hey buddy maybe you should learn how to take a joke. My best friend took that picture of me when we were in high school and I happen to think it's funny. You have some serious issues maybe you should see a doctor and get right.



Your best friend? Is this code word for "life partner"? I don't need a doctor but I do have a problem. Its not with you being gay. What I do have a problem with is you being is such bad denial. Look to help you out from now on I am just going to call you Mary. That's a pretty little name for a pretty little girl.
Mary will you please tell us if you are of age to be here. Chop Chop Mary!
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#101130 - 05/17/05 03:39 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Mary Danza, has a ring to it.

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#101131 - 05/17/05 03:39 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I would say that picture should be at least 20 years old by now and no picture looks that clear after 20 years.




The calendar seems to show August, with the 1st falling on a Wednesday? The most recent August 1 on a Wednesday was in 2001.

I can't recognize any other background objects - girl or car on the posters, the strange logo on the shirt, etc - to date them. But it all feels more recent than 1985.
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#101132 - 05/17/05 03:57 PM Re: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
i see a def leppard hysteria sticker on the mirror and a garfield stuffed animal on the desk...booyah.



...and according to his website it's from '88.
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