I was wondering if any of the fans here have struck up friendships with any of the porn performers that are here???.

Yes, and we told them to avoid you at all costs.

Dude, everything about your post screams to the whores "STAY AWAY".

Here are a few things you can do to get near porn stars.....

1) Lurk around your local porn arcade or strip club to find out when some whore or another is doing a promo tour or is headline dancing.

2) Go to an adult industry convention, pay the entry fee. Then you can go to the booths and get autographs and polaroids with the B-line whores (which are the more fun ones anyhow) and maybe you'll get a glimpse of some big name whores.

3) Make your own whore! With some determination, charisma, marginal to good looks, good hygiene and a conspicuous lack of decency you can try and find some whore to expose to the pro-am tier of porn. If she's hot enough, debauched enough and possessing that inner-whore that just needs to be brought out she may go beyond one or two shoots. After all that you might be "lucky" enough to tag along. You seem like the Dorothy Stratton boyfriend type, you might succeed with this one.

4) Sale your soul. Give up everything you ever imagined or dreamt a normal life could be and become a "minion". Every good porn franchise needs their very own Scotty J.. Just think you could hang around the porn sets, clean up splooge, and do just about everything that no one wants to do so that you can be near the porn whores. Of course this is contingent upon your being not too creepy..... ya don't want the producer and director to get wind that your creeping the ladies out or causing the studs to lose wood. More importantly you don't want to piss their boyfriend/guy pal off.

Best of luck kiddo!