so, there's this thing called "real" and "make-believe". when you're using your imagination, you can do anything--even pretend you're brandon. when make-believe is over, brandon pays the girls $900 and when the camera stops, they're usually repusled by him and themselves for doing that.

you're projecting so much, it's hilarious and a tad gay-why are you telling a group of men about your penis? most of us are laughing at you and think you're a bitter guy with a small penis who gives fleabaths to dogs for a living. i'd suggest you try the device below if your really so fixated on your lack of endowment-bjfan swears by it and can show you how to use it. ROBOSUCK

now get back to cleaning poodles, pin-dick.