I would love to have to jump each thrust in order to hit vagina doggystle like Brandon. Any straight man that has to treat his dick like kunta kintay and smack it around has obviously got issues deeper than ejaculatory problems. After chatting with Brandon on this board I no longer have any doubts that he was in fact the model for both Terrence and Phillip from South Park. He's an annoying little canadien uncle fucker.