yes, i would like to be very short, balding, and "dominate bitches with my cock" while having questionable immigration-status and multiple-personalities.

tell me about your mother jonblaze, was she a pornstar? would you like to see her movies? lie down on zees couch, vee must find out more of zee reason you are fixating so much on zee peenis and using zee peenis as veapon
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits