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#101050 - 05/14/05 06:15 PM
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Registered: 10/23/04
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Fuck all that. Brandon is the motherfuckin man. You small-dicked motherfuckers wish you could fuck like that, wish that you could completely dominate a bitch with your cock like Brandon can.
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#101051 - 05/14/05 06:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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yes, i would like to be very short, balding, and "dominate bitches with my cock" while having questionable immigration-status and multiple-personalities.
tell me about your mother jonblaze, was she a pornstar? would you like to see her movies? lie down on zees couch, vee must find out more of zee reason you are fixating so much on zee peenis and using zee peenis as veapon
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#101052 - 05/14/05 07:34 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I would love to have to jump each thrust in order to hit vagina doggystle like Brandon. Any straight man that has to treat his dick like kunta kintay and smack it around has obviously got issues deeper than ejaculatory problems. After chatting with Brandon on this board I no longer have any doubts that he was in fact the model for both Terrence and Phillip from South Park. He's an annoying little canadien uncle fucker.
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#101053 - 05/14/05 11:50 PM
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Registered: 10/23/04
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He's got no fucking issues, except that he likes to get paid to fuck the shit out of hot women. You little-dick homo's have no idea what it's like to live LARGE...I'm no Brandon Iron in the dick department, but I'm not too far off. I know the feeling of having women gasp when you whip your dick out, become wholly fixated on your cock, and later proceed to voluntarily gag themselves on your cock because they are so turned on by it. It is a wonderful thing when the sight of a big dick turns a woman into a whore, allowing her to be compltely dominated by the cock, making the bitch scream out every time you thrust in. Brandon does this, and does it with style, baby, and you haters just pissed because you'll never even know the feeling.
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#101054 - 05/14/05 11:58 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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We're sorry we've shit on your favorite . . ummm, male performer ,  blaze
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#101055 - 05/15/05 12:01 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I hate to break it to you but i pity you fool. you seem to be the only person in this place fixated on big cocks (well maybe BJfan too) besides that, I'm no Brandon Irons fan but from what I've seen his dick is just disproportionally larger than his midget ass body. His dick is probably really only 4 inches but compared to the rest of his frame it looks like the empire state building. I also resent the fact that you called us little dick homos. Im no homo. Ask your girlfriend.. 3 inches is more than enough to gag a bitch! If a girl wants 9 inches and wants it to hurt i just fuck her 3 times and hit her with a rock! Live long and prosper rump ranger
Coochie Monster OUT
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#101056 - 05/15/05 01:31 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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I know the feeling of having women gasp when you whip your dick out, become wholly fixated on your cock, and later proceed to voluntarily gag themselves on your cock because they are so turned on by it
You are a worthless liar and an imbecile because your dog doesn't count. A honey peanut butter coated penis is a means to an end.
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#101057 - 05/15/05 03:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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......3 inches is more than enough to gag a bitch! If a girl wants 9 inches and wants it to hurt i just fuck her 3 times and hit her with a rock!
classic
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#101058 - 05/15/05 04:21 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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I'm a Brandon Iron fan, but I don't like it when performers have big cocks. I mean christ, the scene for me is about fantasy, and my imagination isn't that big.  Oh, and my penis is a weapon, James. 
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#101059 - 05/15/05 07:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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"tonymalice to customer service, tonymalice to customer service for an IP check"
it could be sammura as well as brandon-the "littledick cracka want to wipe the big dick guy's cum up at the bukkake" isn't far off.
you've really got no clue what it's like to have power, do you? it doesn't come from taking out the anger about your shitty life, shitty boss, and credit-card debt you can't pay on a woman. sorry, you fucking peasant.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#101060 - 05/15/05 10:46 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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you've really got no clue what it's like to have power, do you? it doesn't come from taking out the anger about your shitty life, shitty boss, and credit-card debt you can't pay on a woman. sorry, you fucking peasant.
lol
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#101061 - 05/15/05 02:07 PM
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Registered: 10/23/04
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You fools can't deal with the fact your wife or girlfriend would lovingly submit to Brandon's cock in a heartbeat, leaving you neglected like the small-dicked chump that you are. So Brandon isn't tall, so what? So he's losing his hair, so what? All he needs is that thing swinging between his legs and he's got more that you'll ever have.
As a big-dicked motherfucker myself, I can't even stand watching little-dicked chumps in action. It's not even sex. You know the girl is just faking her little moans. When someone like Brandon steps in, you know the girl is for real. You know she feels that cock and is reacting to it, and is deriving maximum pleasure. For me to watch little-dicked fools in porn is akin to Sammy Sosa watching a minor league baseball game. It's still baseball, but it just doesn't have any impact.
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#101063 - 05/15/05 03:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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so, there's this thing called "real" and "make-believe". when you're using your imagination, you can do anything--even pretend you're brandon. when make-believe is over, brandon pays the girls $900 and when the camera stops, they're usually repusled by him and themselves for doing that. you're projecting so much, it's hilarious and a tad gay-why are you telling a group of men about your penis? most of us are laughing at you and think you're a bitter guy with a small penis who gives fleabaths to dogs for a living. i'd suggest you try the device below if your really so fixated on your lack of endowment-bjfan swears by it and can show you how to use it. ROBOSUCK now get back to cleaning poodles, pin-dick.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#101066 - 05/16/05 03:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This thread got sidetracked, but in a good way. When I click the link in the original post it redirects back to xpt. What was there before?
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#101069 - 05/16/05 09:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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nah, look at his post history--he argues about paysites and says the funniest, most obviously-closeted things ever like
"It's sad...the man has probably been in some of the hottest hetero sex scenes evr made...No one tears up pussy and bitch's assholes like Nacho.."
on the fake members topic---does anyone realize dr.pornz has posted here like 2000 times when you factor in pussy power, lord byron, mattcasey, dr.porn(the original), rump, MLYONS, etc?
he's got more fucking personalities to keep track of than brandon does.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#101070 - 05/16/05 09:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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jonblaze--i'm just waiting for you to show us how "big" a fan of brandon irons you are.....you're in an elite group of really cool guys with no issues. maybe you guys can hit up some gloryholes before the platinum x circle-jerk in the denny's mensroom at the next AVN show. lord asmus says hi. 
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#101072 - 05/16/05 11:35 AM
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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He's got no fucking issues, except that he likes to get paid to fuck the shit out of hot women. You little-dick homo's have no idea what it's like to live LARGE...I'm no Brandon Iron in the dick department, but I'm not too far off. I know the feeling of having women gasp when you whip your dick out, become wholly fixated on your cock, and later proceed to voluntarily gag themselves on your cock because they are so turned on by it. It is a wonderful thing when the sight of a big dick turns a woman into a whore, allowing her to be compltely dominated by the cock, making the bitch scream out every time you thrust in. Brandon does this, and does it with style, baby, and you haters just pissed because you'll never even know the feeling.
I could dissect this post, smoke it in tiny pieces and stay high for a year, but I'd just like to take a hit on that emboldened part. "Completely dominated by the cock." Note: the cock. It's like Michael Flatley. Brandon Iron is Lord of the Cock. To most of us, that would be an insult, but Brandon Iron is proud of it.
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#101073 - 05/16/05 01:12 PM
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Registered: 10/23/04
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Hate on baby, hate on. Just because god gave you a laughable penis doesn't mean you have to take it out on folks like Brandon and myself. You can go ahead and call me a homo to your hearts content, if it makes you feel like more of a man. I like watching little chicks taking big dicks, because I know what a big dick can do to a woman, how it can reduce a prim and proper woman to a crazed animal, and there just aint no better feeling to be the man to do it.
For the record, although I think Brandon is the motherfucking man, I'm not a fan of all his work. AGSOI just isn't my thing. I can't watch DPs (way too much cock). Ideally 2F/1M is perfect, then 1-on-1s. I'd wouldn't be caught dead watching girl-on-girl. I like real sex, hardcore fucking, not some pussy-licking strap-on nonsense.
If you want to believe I have "issues", please do. No matter how great you are, how much money you have, you will never know what it's like to own a bitch with your cock like Brandon does, and for that, you have my pity. You will forever post on message boards trying to attack Brandon (duuhh, he's got dirty fingernails!!) because you can't even dream of being on his level.
Now piss off, little-man. Go run to your girl and ask her to tell you again how "size doesn't matter" to preserve your fragile little ego.
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#101074 - 05/17/05 04:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Jesus Fucking Christ. It looks like he's going to bend himself in two and take a great big bite off the end of his own cock. 
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#101075 - 05/18/05 02:21 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Brandon hasn't exactly rushed back since his ban was lifted. We can only pray that "He who shall not be named" will follow suit.
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