i feel like the child of a broken and violent home watching my sauced parents run though the nightly interpretive-dance routine with vases, kitchen-knives and golfclubs. i'm going to close my eyes and sing to myself now-please stop mom and dad or i'll end up in porno someday.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits