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#100904 - 05/13/05 09:09 AM
Fuck the cage
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Everything i used to enjoy here is gone. Attacks on swami, kyoto picking apart tantas' wife, fun threads. Its like jrv and clamping down on escort sites has sucked the soul out of the cage. i feel like the kid al pacino comes to save at the end of scent of a woman. I feel like the cage has an amputated soul. I miss the bish and michaels arguments, the inside joke the whole board had with garfield that he was clueless about. Its like ever since fayner has sobered up and karaoke porn nights have become the new in thing the cage has lost its fun. Its a drag. There is only so many ways i can say i hate wankus, only so much i can take from jrv before the monkey cracks (why am i still eating this candy when i realized it tasted like wet feet 3 minutes ago?). Cage runs on feuds and a whipping boy, all the feuds have dried up and garfield left after i rejected him like an african lion to its young.
I'm not quitting , im just not going to post as much unless i see shit that interests me.
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#100906 - 05/13/05 01:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the cage doesn't die, it hibernates...right now porn is hurting for entertainment value. nobody has aids except nacho, no suicides or obvious shakedowns, and there's a shortage of new idiots and foreigners to replace the old ones that were ridiculed and cut down by life. 2 of the sites that used to be decent are wastelands. hardcoregossipguy doesn't even have a paragraph of mediocre-postmodspew left in him and he just eats huge bowls of beans and posts press releases about his girlfriend who's really lilly tomlin. and she wears weird striped legwarmers on her forearms.
fayner tried to make things work and even enlisted a lower-order-asian to help. but when he started trying to take the site out of luke's shadow and focus on his life, he started trainwrecking and just wouldn't stop until he realized he'd killed the domain's value and importance. i get the sense that about 4-5 years ago, it was hot enough that everyone in porn who could type and read checked it daily, now it's really a second-tier site you check once or twice a week.
like herpes, once people get the cage in their systems, it's never gone. you can go through life seeming to put it behind you and,,,,, BAM!!
the ksex games roll around and cause a flareup you can't ignore anymore. next big deal will be finding out what happened to skeeter. look at people like the arab and burglar--they've had stretches where it looked safe to call in the search teams but came back. that happened more than onc
e. the cage members work like a pride of lions, we wait for stragglers to stray from the herd, there's a lot of blood and roaring, and we leave the carcass for hyenas and go sleep and lick our testicles until another comes along.
have patience
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#100908 - 05/14/05 06:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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look at the rest of the board--vermin like smartt feel safe to take their noses out of the anus of streetchildren and sniff the air again, there's at least 3 threads in fan requests with repulsive ways to fetishize gallons of cum by denizens of brandon's gooey closet. bornyo's on vacation for a few days, arab seems to work pedal-to-the-metal for a stretch then have plenty of time but they'll be back and garfield will finish testifying to the senate about steroids any day. part of the issue is the cage has become such an insider's club and so hostile new people think smilingarab will find out they cheated on a calculus test in college, their lives will be threatened at least a dozen times, and kyoto will say something so hurtful an innocent part of them will die here. i'll try to be more hostile outside of the cage and lure more unwitting gpt posters in. some won't survive, the ones that do will never look at life the same.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#100909 - 05/15/05 02:12 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Speaking of vermin. drporn strikes again: I wanna marry Kami Andrews
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#100912 - 05/15/05 02:34 PM
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Whoremaster
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#100913 - 05/16/05 09:08 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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#100914 - 05/16/05 11:22 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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We're going to have to start doing pre-screening for cage membership, that's all it is. Who the fuck are these people who have never written more than five monosyllables consecutively? You see these fucking retards (if you think I'm talking about you, yeah, I'm talking about you, fucking retard) with 100 or 200 posts or some number like that, all of them some combination of "haha" "dude" "cum on babby" "wtf? asl? asl?" and    or  It scares the living shit out of me when the unformed fungus spills out of the petri dish of GPT or AWOP and falls into here. All of them have the potential to become another Smartt, and so few could ever become a Garfield.
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#100915 - 05/16/05 11:28 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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if you think I'm talking about you, yeah, I'm talking about you, fucking retard
 "I only want to be your friend."
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#100916 - 05/16/05 11:32 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/12/05
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We're going to have to start doing pre-screening for cage membership, that's all it is. Who the fuck are these people who have never written more than five monosyllables consecutively? You see these fucking retards (if you think I'm talking about you, yeah, I'm talking about you, fucking retard) with 100 or 200 posts or some number like that, all of them some combination of
"haha" "dude" "cum on babby" "wtf? asl? asl?"
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It scares the living shit out of me when the unformed fungus spills out of the petri dish of GPT or AWOP and falls into here. All of them have the potential to become another Smartt, and so few could ever become a Garfield.
I hope you're not talking about me?.
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#100920 - 05/17/05 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Who in the fuck is this danza guy and why is he here?. Go to the general board you freak, i let the first few posts of his slide here but now he is getting on my fucking nerves.
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#100921 - 05/17/05 09:19 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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#100924 - 05/17/05 11:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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LOL post the PM. This guy could be fun, he can be the new garfield.
annnnnd how.
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#100925 - 05/17/05 11:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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What did i miss?, what in the fuck does joan collins have to do with anything have you been licking toads again?.
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#100926 - 05/17/05 11:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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#100928 - 05/18/05 09:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Holy fucking shit is that real?. I read the title and didn't need to go any further
The World of Peter Isaacs
As if anything exciting happens to me!
i need a gun, 3 bullets a large duffel bag and a alibi
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#100929 - 05/18/05 10:57 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I've got the duct tape and ether, let's ride.
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#100932 - 05/19/05 09:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Fucking pez jesus christ. If wankus and bjfan mated thats what their kid would look like and he already has his father's (wankus) flair for posing in front of the camera. I would love to see wankus throat fucked until he cries in unrelenting pain, his face covered in flem, snot and tears, then some heartless camera operator throws him the gay bandana he came to the shoot with and tells him to wipe the shit off his face with it.
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#100934 - 05/20/05 09:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Doesn't he look like half wankus and half bjfan, its fucking disturbing. ONE ON THE LEFT  PLUS  EQUALS  I wish i could find a picture of wankus smiling, its a lot clearer
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#100936 - 05/20/05 11:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
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