I'm surprised no one has posted this yet. Courtesy of www.lukeisback.com

Skeeter Kerkoves' Criminal Record.

From the first time I met Skeeter (Arland Dale Kerkove, born 9/24/64) in late 1998, he was open about his long criminal record and his time spent in prison. I think he said something about drugs.

I got a hold of his rap sheet.

Filing date: 8/29/85
Charges: 311.4C; 289A
Criminal Case #: A 771059 (Archived in downtown Los Angeles)

311:4 (Misdemeanor) Printing or possessing obscene material featuring a minor.

289A: Sexual penetration against victim's will by force...

Filing Date: 4/16/91
Offenses: 12020(A)PC: Unlawful manufacture, import, sale or possession of weapons.
Case #: 91F04022

Filing Date: 6/7/91
Offenses: 23153(A)VC: Driving under the influence of alcohol, drugs or combination. Unlawful act or neglected duty causing injury to another while driving.
Case #: 91D03865

Hearing Date: 4/3/92
Charges: H 11351: Possession for sale of a controlled substance aka drugs.
Criminal Case #: BA 055230

Filing Date: 5/10/96
Offenses: 273.5(A)/21: Corporal injury to spouse/former spouse or cohabitant/former cohabitant
Case #: 62F02766

Let me make sure I'm reading a few of these right.

311:4 is possession or manufacturing of child porn, correct? How is this only a misdemeanor? A plee?

289:A is what got him convicted on the Megan Law, correct?

273.5(A)/21 is basically beating your spouse, girlfriend, lover, etc?



Edited to ask misdemeanor question about 311:4.

And this is important becouse?

You are right, I'm wrong.

Now put the guns down.

The question I have is did Skeeter fuck around with little boys or little girls? With that kind of a rap sheet it looks like it was the little boys, the guy obviously loves the mangina of the penal system.

Just bumping this to copy and paste this article from Luke, who copy and pasted it from that other board.

"His Megan Law conviction is infact Rape by force of a foreign object on a minor under the age of 17. As well as a coviction of child porn. He was sentenced to 3 years. Myself like several others smart enough in the adult business; went downtown and obtained a copy of his convictions, (public record) to see for myself what the industry may be facing. As well, he has a conviction of selling 3 kilos of cocain to an undercover sheriff; selling of weapons; beating a spouse (on videocamera in front of a 7/11). Then when he got home from that conviction he went back for another year because he violated that restraining order. His childhood he spent in and out of mental institutions. His adult life he has been in and out of prison. The whole time hes been in the adult industry is the longest he's ever been out of prison! That's why all, smart enough, in the adult business are standing up and taking notice, and completely want to disassociate themselves with him. The companies I've been talking to are currently pulling him off of their product. Also in court records Skeeter had never filed for ANY type of custody. The children have only ever been with mother."

This is too good to be true. Three kilos of coke? What's that, about $100,000 street value? Nice. At least he went in and tried to make enough to allow for a drastic lifestyle change. He saw the big picture. Too bad that picture was of John Q. Law with his pistol drawn.

And if that wasn't good enough, we've got spousal abuse caught on video in front of a 7-11. How deliciously white-trash, to quote Stewie Griffen. Just picture it; Skeeter exits, an Old E 40oz in one hand and chilly-cheese nachos in the other. His chick is lagging, she wants a Power Ball ticket. She says she has a "good feeling about this one". Skeeter tells her to get her ass moving. She disregards. So Skeeter has to go in and drag her ass out. She struggles, so he backhands her... IN VIEW OF A FUCKIN' SURVEILLANCE CAMERA!

Just when I thought the Porn World had died down, we get this gem. This news is our life raft. Don't let it float by. Discuss! Discuss!

I love the thought of a heavily tattooed, ex-con with a history of mental illness, violence and criminal activity with a penchant for wifebeating and rape being the new paradigm of male talent in the adult business.

And yet mainstream credibility continues to elude the industry's grasp - keep reaching for that brass ring - everyone is just like Jenna Jameson. No, really.

for gigi

How do you think Skeeter would fair in prison? Skeeter's all about the anal, and from what I understand, there's lots of anal to go around in jail...

Sorry, GiGi, but I deleted the address so that Skeeter wouldn't call me up complaining about "that crazy hot chick from Ohio" being on his lawn again.

I still have the original, as does Jamesn. I expect he'll settle for a boob shot in return for the address.

For US$400.00, I will move the old, "deleted" Skeeter thread from the Mod forum back into GPT. Plus it's got a nice old photo with hair. Skeet for da' street!