This is too good to be true. Three kilos of coke? What's that, about $100,000 street value? Nice. At least he went in and tried to make enough to allow for a drastic lifestyle change. He saw the big picture. Too bad that picture was of John Q. Law with his pistol drawn.

And if that wasn't good enough, we've got spousal abuse caught on video in front of a 7-11. How deliciously white-trash, to quote Stewie Griffen. Just picture it; Skeeter exits, an Old E 40oz in one hand and chilly-cheese nachos in the other. His chick is lagging, she wants a Power Ball ticket. She says she has a "good feeling about this one". Skeeter tells her to get her ass moving. She disregards. So Skeeter has to go in and drag her ass out. She struggles, so he backhands her... IN VIEW OF A FUCKIN' SURVEILLANCE CAMERA!

Just when I thought the Porn World had died down, we get this gem. This news is our life raft. Don't let it float by. Discuss! Discuss!