Dear Jeff:

Absolutely awesome!!!!!!!! I gotta see this one. We should have a NATIONAL WRITE ON YOUR SLUT DAY with prizes for the most inventive, degrading, witty, etc. I want to make her go to work with things written on her (under her clothes of course) so when she is sitting with Mr. & Mrs. Hawgwump, planning their formal dining room, she will be ever so aware that she has "sperm receptacle" "fuck my ass" written on her chest and back and "cock whore" on the inside of her thighs. Of course inspection will be required when she returns and it better still be there. Please...more writing for the masses!!

chiXter