Why Did Jack-O Call BoyzIIMen?
Because He Thought They delivered.
Why Did Jack-O Go To K-Mart?
Because He Heard That Boys Pants Are Half Off
Why Is Jack-O In Trouble?
Because Several Boys Have Fingered Him
What's The Differernce Between Jack-O And A Plastic Bag?
One is white, plastic and dangerous to children. The other is used to carry groceries.