Oh Goddamn, I just had a stroke. Have you ever masturbated so furiously that you gave yourself a goddamn migraine? Well, I just did.

I love the second and fourth ones the most, for obvious reasons, but they are all good.

Yes, I'm a goofy slavering fanboy, and I don't care . . . should be a song.
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you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn