(1) Best, hottest sex I ever had has been in the kitchen; nothing nastier than fucking where you also prepare food for all manner of guests.

(2) The coffee maker in the background now means I will get a boner for the next few days when I get up in the morning to make my coffee....cream and sugar ohhhh yeahhhhh ;

(3) Did the black plastic kitchen untensils figure in any of the scenes?