Just had UK customs open up a box containing 52 XXX porn dvds. They looked at it, resealed it, and gave it the "okay".
Nice one, boys!! (and girls!!)
LB.

What kind of shit do they allow in, what kind gets sent back, and what shit gets you arrested?

They allow most porn (nothing of the Michael Jackson ilk!).
Things allowed:
PUSSY FUCKING
ASS FUCKING
ORAL, BOTH COCK SUCKING AND PUSSY EATING
RIMMING
FISTING
PISSING
TRANSVESTITE
TRANSSEXUAL
GAYS
LESBIANS
PETER NORTH CUM SHOTS

THINGS THEY DO NOT ACCEPT
RESTRAINING PORN, SUCH AS PEOPLE BEING TIED
UP
MICHAEL JACKSON TYPE-KIDDIE FILMS

LB.

What about granny with with a strap-on fucking a trannie?

I have loads of those around

Sorry Pornstar-Pac, that kind of material is totally banned with possession liable to 100 years in jail with no parole.
LB.

thats alot of movies. what were they for?

post a picture of your collection

It is a lot of movies, but they're not mine.
LB.

I think dear ol' LB sells these and orders these on behalf of UK retailers. I wonder if I've poken to LB on the phone once a long time ago...............

We never sell them. And most certainly didn't pay for them. They're kept in a big cupboard marked "KEEP OUT".
LB.