Jewel's mom, De'Bella, just proved you can lose your dignity at any age.

My first porn party this weekend! It was the Britney Rears party and some spikey hair guy made me pay $40 cover charge because I was with other guys and not in the industry. Total bs since most of us were gay and seriously had no interest in picking up porn chicks. I should have told them I was Hillary's assistant with HIV who blew Talon.

Jewel's mom, D' Bella, is a mess. When I read on lukeisback about Jewel saying, "I cut all ties to my mother who looks like a crack whore. I couldn't be happier washing my hands of her and I had tears of joy." I was like DAMN...THAT'S YOUR MOM! Show some respect."

But now I'm on Jewel's side. The bitch is a crack ho.

I figured a porn party would be more decadant, but just when i thought maybe porn girls really are regular girls, a naked fat black girl just comes flying out of nowhere and starts dry humping Jewel's mom!!! Any normal person would've been disturbed. Hell, even Mickey G was running away and that bitch will fuck anything!

But Jewel's mom started making out with her and even whipped out her saggy tits on scary black ho's face. De'Bella loves to eat and must have mistaken the black girl for Aunt Jemimia coming to pour syrup on her flapjacks