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#562633 - 08/08/12 08:43 PM Fuck most you...
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Ima just go ahead and post.. I am not going to read shit first. I dont really give fuck who is here or not.
I didnt miss any of you who currently have a penis (or have had one in the past)
This could easily be the only post I make unless I am given an exception to be able to use the N-word, signed in blood by Jeff Stewart himself.
I don't want to know what any of you has been up to. Personally I have been focused on my drinking and fucking as many of my neighbors as humanly possible.
I dont like the new format. It is very jumbled and confusing to me.
What the fuck has happened to this place???? A nagger goes away for a minute and everything goes to shit...
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#562634 - 08/08/12 08:43 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
<-----I dont look like that anymore..
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#562639 - 08/08/12 09:00 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
About 30 other naggers left with ya is pretty much what happened.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#562640 - 08/08/12 09:01 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Hey Bishop!

I need you back, man! I can't take on these forces all by myself!

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#562641 - 08/08/12 09:02 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Was Bishop on the Cool List, or was that only for us cool crackas?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#562642 - 08/08/12 09:07 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I was/am the token nukker around these parts... I feel like I am having a mini-stroke because I cannot type negger..
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#562643 - 08/08/12 09:14 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
You can always type 'nika.'

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#562644 - 08/08/12 09:15 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Tritone]
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Hey Bishop!

I need you back, man! I can't take on these forces all by myself!

Bishop is cool, you are not.
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#562645 - 08/08/12 09:17 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Originally Posted By: Bishop
<-----I dont look like that anymore..



did you let yourself get outta shape again? let your hair grow out? underwent a negroectomy? do tell...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#562646 - 08/08/12 09:21 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: wannacorndog]
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Bishop has been cast in the new movie about Muhammad Ali and has put on a few pounds for the part. Looking good Bishop.


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#562647 - 08/08/12 09:23 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Hahahahaha that looks just like my Dad frown
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#562673 - 08/09/12 02:47 AM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Bish, as Kadeem once said to me courtside: It's a different world.
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#562674 - 08/09/12 06:18 AM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Jerkules]
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Was Bishop on the Cool List, or was that only for us cool crackas?


It's only for cool "crackas".

It's like you guys' "He's one of the good ones" list. Or the "...credit to his race" list.

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#562692 - 08/09/12 03:24 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
There is no one with over a dozen posts here that could be considered a "credit to his race". Black, white, Puerto Rican, Mexican, Asian, Indian, other Indian, none of them.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#562703 - 08/09/12 05:51 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Bish...drank a 40 and inhale a blunt ! Everything's iree ! Welcome back niggah !
There ya go !
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#562709 - 08/09/12 08:04 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
There is no one with over a dozen posts here that could be considered a "credit to his race". Black, white, Puerto Rican, Mexican, Asian, Indian, other Indian, none of them.


Maybe the mods. They're a credit to something.
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#562728 - 08/10/12 01:02 AM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Originally Posted By: Bishop
Hahahahaha that looks just like my Dad frown
it might be.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#562814 - 08/11/12 07:52 AM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I have a good credit score !
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#563006 - 08/13/12 11:12 AM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: backdoorman]
-MEGARFIELD- Offline
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Registered: 08/01/12
Posts: 13
I agree with Bishop...not what it used to be & most posters here can go fuck(This Message was John Garfield Approved) wink

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#563026 - 08/13/12 03:50 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Too bad you can't "go fuck", Garfield since the steroids shrunk and wrecked your penis.

How's that supernatural girlfriend doing? I haven't talked to her in a few months.

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#563063 - 08/13/12 08:47 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Jack Speedman Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 79
Loc: Nevada, USA
What the fuck happened here? We can’t say the word nagger on here anymore? I know this board hasn’t turned into some pc fag-loving place like msnbc. What else has happened since I’ve been away? Is Keith Olberman posting on here now? Is Eric Holder a mod or something? They fucked up another board I used to frequent with this censorship shit.

I guess Obama and the Jews get another win. Goddamn pc bullshit.

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#563064 - 08/13/12 08:51 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
who the hell are you?^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#563066 - 08/13/12 08:52 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
just thought of this but your name sounds like it could be a gay porn stage name.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#563072 - 08/13/12 09:01 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Yet somehow it has turned into that.

I'll save you the time, mod. I bitch and moan because the current crop of mods think they're running Cheyenne Mountain. I don't understand the extreme nuances of thread reshuffling and that there are different rules for different threads...and the utmost importance reshuffling and rules. Oh, and for some reason it's important that I smoke weed and make tomato waterpipes. And all that seems to stick in Obermann's craw.

Mod, did I get it all in about how it's not about you and your poor choices?
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#563079 - 08/13/12 09:25 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Nah, Louie's ok. So is TRPWL, the skinny bitch and Brandon when he's not playing Patient Zero in poor European countries. H2C ain't too bad either.

Jeff is busy with non-XPT stuff and lost interest. Steve C. is the new Tony, although you would barely know he existed if you didn't see a quarterly message from him in a forum or in the shoutbox. And we have a few douches and people like JRV and Conky who haven't been on the site in 6 months and almost two years respectively who are still mods. I hope Conky is ok. I hope JRV died from redneck AIDS or something.
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#563081 - 08/13/12 09:36 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: frankie fatale]
Jack Speedman Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 79
Loc: Nevada, USA
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
just thought of this but your name sounds like it could be a gay porn stage name.


Well thank you for that brain fart you just had you fat mexican. smile


Edited by Jack Speedman (08/13/12 09:40 PM)

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#563082 - 08/13/12 09:54 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Great post Jig. I started laughing like a tard at "the skinny bitch".




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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#563083 - 08/13/12 10:00 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bishop]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Coolest "water pipe" I have seen in a while.



P.S. I wanna bang a college age, dirt merchant hippie chick almost as much as I wanna bang a colored broad.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#563088 - 08/13/12 10:42 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Bornyo]
-MEGARFIELD- Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 08/01/12
Posts: 13
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Too bad you can't "go fuck", Garfield since the steroids shrunk and wrecked your penis.

How's that supernatural girlfriend doing? I haven't talked to her in a few months.


Boringyo...same cocksucker, fanboy You've always been & I've run through many models since her

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#563093 - 08/13/12 11:38 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Jack Speedman]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Originally Posted By: Jack Speedman
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
just thought of this but your name sounds like it could be a gay porn stage name.


Well thank you for that brain fart you just had you fat mexican. smile


glamourgirl
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#563100 - 08/14/12 12:15 AM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
P.S. I wanna bang a college age, dirt merchant hippie chick almost as much as I wanna bang a colored broad.


Seriously, you don't. Hygiene. Nuff said.

Is this guy any relation to Tug Speedman?
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#568713 - 09/23/12 12:58 PM Re: Fuck most you... [Re: frankie fatale]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
who the hell are you?^


He's one of Coke's whores.

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