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#275486 - 09/17/07 01:03 PM To end this once and for all...
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
The Jim B vs Ceara and Papercut flame war = BORING. Personally, I don't care if Papercut is Ceara or not -- both are funny, entertaining posters... when they're not caught in Jim's Web of Tedium.

So, let's vote on who's the better poster(s) and settle this thing once and for all.

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#275487 - 09/17/07 01:20 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Papercut's posts have the entertainment value of a urinary tract infection. Only less fun.
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#275488 - 09/17/07 01:22 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Funny and entertaining? I'll bet you enjoy The Family Circus, too.

I could care less, Random, because your opinion means shit to me. You're about as relevant as a gum wrapper stuck to my shoe.

However, if you're really tired of it (and I know I am) then take it up with Tierney and her alt. They started it, and they perpetuate it.

Oh, yeah, and Random, you're about as funny as Ebola.

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#275489 - 09/17/07 01:44 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

Who would you not want to see brained?




I dont understand the question

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#275490 - 09/17/07 01:49 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I think the syntax of the question guarantees that the poll is useless.
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#275491 - 09/17/07 02:17 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
Pornado Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
Any woman that can extract money from horny old men without having to actually touch them has my respect and vote.

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#275492 - 09/17/07 08:19 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

Papercut's posts have the entertainment value of a urinary tract infection. Only less fun.




And Mrs. Conky's irritable bowl syndrome is more creative than your little captions of Luke's heinous pictures. BTW, tell the wifey to wipe front to back to help avoid some of those pesky south of the border maladies.
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#275493 - 09/17/07 09:42 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Papercut's posts have the entertainment value of a urinary tract infection. Only less fun.




And Mrs. Conky's irritable bowl syndrome is more creative than your little captions of Luke's heinous pictures. BTW, tell the wifey to wipe front to back to help avoid some of those pesky south of the border maladies.







Those Camera of Death captions are great.
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#275494 - 09/17/07 11:47 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
You have fat man bitch tits. Your opinion is irrelevant.
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#275495 - 09/18/07 12:04 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
i vote for more people argueing on the internet, LETS ALL PROVE OUR POINTS, NO FOOLIN MISTER IM SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!!!




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#275496 - 09/18/07 04:56 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

You have fat man bitch tits. Your opinion is irrelevant.




The first statement I believe is untrue.
The second is valid regardless.

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#275497 - 09/18/07 09:56 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I have no problem with Jim B or Ceara. Whoever papercut is (and I'm not convinced it's Ceara) should have the balls to come out from behind the always negative/critical alt id.
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#275498 - 09/18/07 10:01 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Who would you not want to see brained?




I dont understand the question




Seriously, I pictured your pale whore ass curling her hair with her index finger & chewing gum as you typed this.
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#275499 - 09/18/07 10:08 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

Seriously, I pictured your pale whore ass curling her hair with her index finger & chewing gum as you typed this.




I dont understand your insult

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#275500 - 09/18/07 10:10 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Seriously, I pictured your pale whore ass curling her hair with her index finger & chewing gum as you typed this.




I dont understand your insult




Thats because your a stupid whore.
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#275501 - 09/18/07 10:12 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

Thats because your a stupid whore.




Finally something I get

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#275502 - 09/18/07 11:28 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Thats because your a stupid whore.




CORRECTED: That's because you're a stupid whore.


I think it helps to use correct grammer when denouncing "stupid whores".


- Alleged Ceara "Shoe" John

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#275503 - 09/18/07 12:59 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Quote:

Papercut's posts have the entertainment value of a urinary tract infection. Only less fun.




And Mrs. Conky's irritable bowl syndrome is more creative than your little captions of Luke's heinous pictures. BTW, tell the wifey to wipe front to back to help avoid some of those pesky south of the border maladies.




And you continue to make my point. Thanks!
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#275504 - 09/18/07 03:08 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Random
Quote:

The Jim B vs Ceara and Papercut flame war = BORING. Personally, I don't care if Papercut is Ceara or not -- both are funny, entertaining posters... when they're not caught in Jim's Web of Tedium.




Heh..
Sooo many targets in this thread.

Re: Conky vs pimpleclit. This comes off as a Tyson vs Ghandi beatdown. pimpleclits only claim to fame in this forum is that he(?)might be Ceara,otherwise he(?) comes off as an autistic 13 yr old with a fetish for getting his head busted wide open.Now don't get me wrong..I love the beatings this faggot takes(usually at my hands)..Hes like a 35 lb bag hanging from the rafters of XPT with the word EVERLAST tattoo'd across his mug.I have to figure pimpleclit had his(?)asshole surgically relocated to his forehead if the orgasmic joy he gets from being punched in the face is any guide.

Shit fucken topic Random..not your best work but I do agree with your "tedium" observation.

And lmao @ Jim B leading the poll.. let this be a leson you fucktards probably wont learn from.
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#275505 - 09/18/07 03:42 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Keep following me around the board and toting other's water like the little board bitch you are LouSer. I'm sure Jim and Conky and all the other regs love having you on their dick defending their board reputations. If you keep it up maybe you'll be deputized as a mod someday. You're almost there, keep up the good work and the blowjobs.
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#275506 - 09/18/07 03:57 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
pimpleclit
Quote:

Keep following me around the board and toting other's water like the little board bitch you are LouSer. I'm sure Jim and Conky and all the other regs love having you on their dick defending their board reputations. If you keep it up maybe you'll be deputized as a mod someday. You're almost there, keep up the good work and the blowjobs.




/fail
You'd love to come off as the guy that calls it as he sees it..except you really dont have the balls.
You fail cause you cant recognize my game..its everything you want to be but cant.I give credit where credit is due and at the same time get myself banned for bitchslapping a random mod. Complete fucken irony.

Try this petal..maybe posting here shouldnt be a priority in life.

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#275507 - 09/18/07 04:12 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

pimpleclit
/fail
You'd love to come off as the guy that calls it as he sees it..except you really dont have the balls.
You fail cause you cant recognize my game..its everything you want to be but cant.I give credit where credit is due and at the same time get myself banned for bitchslapping a random mod. Complete fucken irony.

Try this petal..maybe posting here shouldnt be a priority in life.






hahahahha, wow, take yourself a little more seriously fag. Yeah I can't recognize your game and I wish I was some leet speaking faggot that defended anonymous posters on a porn board. At least you know your role as a lapdog for regs. Nice work. As far as posting here being a priority, I've been here longer and have nearly half the amount of posts as you, captain save a reg. Now go suck jamesn's nuts like only you can.
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#275508 - 09/18/07 04:26 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Hey Papercut- I like the bouncing boobs better.

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#275509 - 09/18/07 04:43 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

pimpleclit
/fail
You'd love to come off as the guy that calls it as he sees it..except you really dont have the balls.
You fail cause you cant recognize my game..its everything you want to be but cant.I give credit where credit is due and at the same time get myself banned for bitchslapping a random mod. Complete fucken irony.

Try this petal..maybe posting here shouldnt be a priority in life.






hahahahha, wow, take yourself a little more seriously fag. Yeah I can't recognize your game and I wish I was some leet speaking faggot that defended anonymous posters on a porn board. At least you know your role as a lapdog for regs. Nice work. As far as posting here being a priority, I've been here longer and have nearly half the amount of posts as you, captain save a reg. Now go suck jamesn's nuts like only you can.




heh..
When my posts bother you..I win.lol
And I realize your sexuality waivers speedbag..but be consistent when it comes to my name.LouZer or LouSer.

And I agree with Bornyo.. you were much more gender positive with the bouncing tits..ya bitch.
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#275510 - 09/18/07 04:54 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

When my posts bother you..I win.lol




You really are a 35 year old virgin jerking off in your mother's basement aren't you? What do you "win", captain save a reg? Mod for a day? More stars for your id? Take yourself more seriously, really. Gender positive, huh. So, the black kid with the teddy bear back pack makes you a homosexual hiv+ pedophile. Good luck with that.
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#275511 - 09/18/07 05:01 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the best solution is to ban papercut for 5 days then unban him. then ban jimb for 5 days then unban him. or vice-versa.

at the end of ten days, we can see which way we prefer the board and move to permanently ban one or the other.
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#275512 - 09/18/07 05:13 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
papercut
Quote:

You really are a 35 year old virgin jerking off in your mother's basement aren't you? What do you "win", captain save a reg? Mod for a day? More stars for your id? Take yourself more seriously, really. Gender positive, huh. So, the black kid with the teddy bear back pack makes you a homosexual hiv+ pedophile. Good luck with that.



Even my Av. hurts your lil feelings..lol
In your pre-pubescent cartoon world is my Av. shooting at you too?.

To answer your question,my prize is the comedic relief fucktards like yourself provide me. And is it just me or is papercuts humor as dry as the boner that frequents his rectum?.

Now that I've answered your question.. answer one of mine.

So papercut, what brings you here to be insulted? Might it be a lack of critical thinking skills or could it be common place low self-esteem? lol e.v.e.r.l.a.s.t.
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#275513 - 09/18/07 05:44 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Insulted? This is like the you "win" stuff right? This really means a lot to you doesn't it? That explains your need to suck the dick of every regular in here, I'm sure they love it. Maybe you can compliment fatman on his interesting medical conditions for some free ass to mouth. Go. You're as bad the porn whores looking for a daddy. I guess that's why you like following me around and getting bitch slapped like a russian sex worker. I'm going out for the evening so yell up from the basement and say hi to your Mom, oh and enjoy your aids.
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#275514 - 09/18/07 05:52 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Maybe you can compliment fatman on his interesting medical conditions for some free ass to mouth.




I learned from Ceara. There is no "Free". And, I don't do anal even with the ladies.

You certainly didn't get anything when you cited my intelligence.

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#275515 - 09/18/07 07:00 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
pimpleclit
Quote:

Insulted? This is like the you "win" stuff right? This really means a lot to you doesn't it? That explains your need to suck the dick of every regular in here, I'm sure they love it. Maybe you can compliment fatman on his interesting medical conditions for some free ass to mouth. Go. You're as bad the porn whores looking for a daddy. I guess that's why you like following me around and getting bitch slapped like a russian sex worker. I'm going out for the evening so yell up from the basement and say hi to your Mom, oh and enjoy your aids.





Yes pimpleclit.. we see you..you're alt,and you don't care.
Put your dress down and fuck off.

Quid pro quo? No? You cant rebuke my accusations?
I've carried you outta my own self interests.You've failed.
Do realize you come off as the official XPT doormat; do not enter until you've wiped your feet off on its unibrow.

The next batch of n00bs you flame,I'm on their side..no matter how awful.


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#275516 - 09/18/07 07:04 PM Re: To end this once and for all...
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified

jamesn
Quote:

the best solution is to ban papercut for 5 days then unban him. then ban jimb for 5 days then unban him. or vice-versa.

at the end of ten days, we can see which way we prefer the board and move to permanently ban one or the other.




Don't fucken ban pimpleclit..no matter what. Jim B can take a 12 week ban if need be.pimpleclit is doomed to take a beating to his(?) burning and punished anus for the next 6 cold months.
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#275517 - 09/25/07 08:37 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Thats because your a stupid whore.




CORRECTED: That's because you're a stupid whore.


I think it helps to use correct grammer when denouncing "stupid whores".


- Alleged Ceara "Shoe" John






Why? Proper grammar is only for Emo/Alt porno homos who write poetry and sit in dark rooms cutting themselves.
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#275518 - 09/26/07 02:08 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:


Why? Proper grammar is only for Emo/Alt porno homos who write poetry and sit in dark rooms cutting themselves.




Tell that to Eon McKai...

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#275519 - 09/26/07 04:49 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
emo...i love em or hate em they sure do screem for attention






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#275520 - 09/26/07 08:29 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:


Why? Proper grammar is only for Emo/Alt porno homos who write poetry and sit in dark rooms cutting themselves.




Tell that to Eon McKai...




Yeah I know but Eon is a trend setter and doesnt play by the rules.
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#275521 - 09/26/07 08:36 AM Re: To end this once and for all...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Grammar and such don't really matter on a Porn board. Unless you claim to be a Law Professor when you can neither spell nor tell the difference between "your" and "you're." Then it's comedy gold.

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