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#71243 - 11/27/04 08:31 AM
Wanker Wang hates white people.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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So I'm sitting in my rocking chair on my front porch with my bloodhound just polishing my shotgun when the boy comes runnin and tells me Wanker is looking for a web developer. Well YEA HAW! I'm ecstatic, I love lukeford and Wanker Wang even more due to his great work with that funky lookin Jew the Minion. So I get up and head to the computer machine to check it out. I'm reading through, having to check my dictionary every so often mind you due to the great writing and large descriptive words found on lukeford. Anyway's I get to this paragraph.
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I don't like white people. They are wretched, hideous people who don't know shit-one about drive or ambition. If you have to leave at 5PM everyday so you can pet your dog, do not ask for this job. If you do nothing for a full week and then think you deserve a raise, I'll piss in your face before I fire you. If you lie to me once like white people are prone to do or have a sudden surge in unwarranted ego, I will flatten you quick.
Well god damn that soured my opinion of Wanker and lukeford.com right away. What is Wanker some kind of Chinky Jew? Well luckily I had my shotgun in hand and blew the screen to high heaven. I was so gosh darn angry, but now I'm feeling better. I would just like to say to Wanker from the white race, we understand your pain. Your ugly, kinda like a funny lookin monkey or somethin and I can understand you wantin to lash out at us due to it. God made you that way and there ain't nothin you can do about it. Maybe you should arrange to meet him to discuss your horrible genetic mutation... I have a shotgun I could lend you.
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#71244 - 11/27/04 09:24 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/18/03
Posts: 46
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it's kind of funny. I've received a couple dozen resumes already with some of these retarded whities writing to me saying, "please don't take it out on my because i'm white. i'm not typical..."
it's hilarious when whities kowtow to a gook.
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#71245 - 11/27/04 01:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
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What is Wanker some kind of Chinky Jew?
no chicken head, that's kyoto, you dope.
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#71246 - 11/27/04 02:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Even if he hate me  I still think he is a genius
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#71248 - 11/27/04 09:09 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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What is Wanker some kind of Chinky Jew?
no chicken head, that's kyoto, you dope.
Kyoto is a Bagel-Dog Bukakke Warrior. No penny for you.
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#71249 - 11/28/04 08:16 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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He's looking for a web developer.... OOOOOOHHHHH let type up my resume. I getting ready to graduate with a Computer Science degree. I can hardly wait!!! Just think of it. Instead of working for a prestigous company making a lot of money, I can get paid chump change by wanker. Instead of stock options I will get uh.. uh.. nothing. And I will like it!!! Instead of other programmers taking me and my ideas seriously, they will laugh at me and tell me to back to jacking off to bad porn. With an opportunity like this where can I sign up?
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#71250 - 11/28/04 08:17 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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He's looking for a web developer.... OOOOOOHHHHH let type up my resume. I getting ready to graduate with a Computer Science degree. I can hardly wait!!! Just think of it. Instead of working for a prestigous company making a lot of money, I can get paid chump change by wanker. Instead of stock options I will get uh.. uh.. nothing. And I will like it!!! Instead of other programmers taking me and my ideas seriously, they will laugh at me and tell me to back to jacking off to bad porn. With an opportunity like this where can I sign up?
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#71252 - 11/28/04 10:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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#71255 - 11/30/04 08:26 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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add him to the list of people I should shank w/a screwdriver
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#71257 - 12/01/04 05:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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wanker wang is a ahole and next time i see him im going to kick him in his little baby asian nuts, id also like to kick gen padova in her festering diseased vaginal lips too, im willing to lose a shoe to do it , if needed.
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#71259 - 12/01/04 12:02 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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i don't care for gooks. they eat dogs.
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#71260 - 12/01/04 12:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i like dogs and japan. china and the rest of southeast asia don't have a clue on how to avoid avian flues, bubonic plague, etc. and they eat bugs and snakefish. plus, you're one of us now wanker since you don't carry a live chicken in a crate around anymore in urban areas.
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#71262 - 06/06/06 02:03 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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Kyoto says "i don't care for gooks. they eat dogs."
Japs are gooks too, whatever is your association with japan. Look up OED, it even has several examples of that usage.
Also... japanese used to eat dogs in ancient times.
So did Europeans as recently as the early 20th century. Some Swiss still do.
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#71263 - 06/06/06 02:08 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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Jamesn says Quote:
i like dogs and japan. ....
Everyone loves his own folk.
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#71264 - 06/06/06 05:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Jamesn says Quote:
i like dogs and japan. ....
Everyone loves his own folk.
what an original and clever attack 
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#71265 - 06/06/06 05:33 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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Jamesn says Quote:
i like dogs and japan. ....
Everyone loves his own folk.
what an original and clever attack
Was that a self-referencing irony?
You are trying too hard, boy. Stupid people should know their proper place.
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#71266 - 06/06/06 05:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Was that a self-referencing irony?
You are trying too hard, boy. Stupid people should know their proper place.
no it's an expression I desperately wish I could pull off in real life when talking to human wastoids such as yourself. My place is on this board, ripping your virtual throat out and shitting down your neck. Your place is on the bottom of a pile of sweaty naked men, enjoy.
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#71267 - 06/06/06 05:47 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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Was that a self-referencing irony?
You are trying too hard, boy. Stupid people should know their proper place.
no it's an expression ...... enjoy.
Now it is too long zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
You don't even know what you want to say let alone what your drivel actually says.
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#71268 - 06/06/06 05:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Now it is too long zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
You don't even know what you want to say let alone what your drivel actually says.
all I really need to know is that you suck. suck great big gobs of cum from strange men in public bathrooms. tell me what that rush is like when squatting in front of the glory hole, not knowing when that cock is going to poke thru? Does it remind you of the special times you spent with your daddy?
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#71269 - 06/06/06 06:20 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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all I really need to know ....you spent with your daddy?
Truly amusing. This cliche-loving banal humpty dumpty is criticizing others for the supposed lack of creativity. hahahahahaha.
You should not try to jibe in ESL. Was that too cruel?
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#71270 - 06/06/06 06:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Truly amusing. This cliche-loving banal humpty dumpty is criticizing others for the supposed lack of creativity. hahahahahaha.
You should not try to jibe in ESL. Was that too cruel?
not as cruel as God shitting in your skull instead of placing a brain, feel free to laugh at your own "cleverness" though, because no one else will.
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#71271 - 06/06/06 06:37 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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Truly amusing. This cliche-loving banal humpty dumpty is criticizing others for the supposed lack of creativity. hahahahahaha.
You should not try to jibe in ESL. Was that too cruel?
not as cruel as God shitting in your skull instead of placing a brain, feel free to laugh at your own "cleverness" though, because no one else will.
Thank you for your advice, ESL-smack-talker.
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#71272 - 06/06/06 06:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Truly amusing. This cliche-loving banal humpty dumpty is criticizing others for the supposed lack of creativity. hahahahahaha.
You should not try to jibe in ESL. Was that too cruel?
not as cruel as God shitting in your skull instead of placing a brain, feel free to laugh at your own "cleverness" though, because no one else will.
Thank you for your advice, ESL-smack-talker.
you're welcome, human cum sponge. now maybe you'll go bleed elsewhere.
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#71273 - 06/06/06 07:41 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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you're welcome, human cum sponge. now maybe you'll go bleed elsewhere.
I just checked your previous posts. You do best with one liners. Your chances of successfully hiding your stupidity suffer a very steep exponential decay after that.
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#71274 - 06/06/06 07:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I just checked your previous posts. You do best with one liners. Your chances of successfully hiding your stupidity suffer a very steep exponential decay after that.
the only thing that has decayed is your heterosexuality. Aren't you capable of saying anything funny or even mildly entertaining? Well the world needs group home residents too.
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#71276 - 06/06/06 08:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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he went by pirate before, along with many other ID's I've forgotten
his M. O. is the same, out of nowhere, attacks james, disappears then awhile later a new ID and repeat. never says anything funny or interesting though.
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#71278 - 06/06/06 03:44 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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the only thing that has decayed is your heterosexuality.
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Does he actually fancy that he is a flame-warrior of some kind?...............
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Aren't you capable of saying anything funny or even mildly entertaining?
Like your "scathing" flame-repertoire? which evidently stems from insecurity about your own sexuality.
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Well the world needs group home residents too.
But this forum already has the resident VETERAN idiot.
(oooh does this illiterate dork know what "veteran" means here? hahahahahahahahahahaha)
As long as you keep quiet, people are left to wonder whether you are a clinical retard or a border-line imbecile. Now you forfeited that privilege of uncertainty.
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#71279 - 06/06/06 04:44 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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hector=melb mat. Piss off & die Aussie sewage.
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#71281 - 06/06/06 05:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Does he actually fancy that he is a flame-warrior of some kind?...............
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don’t fancy anything because, unlike you, I play for the hetero team.
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Like your "scathing" flame-repertoire? which evidently stems from insecurity about your own sexuality.
Well you got me, I guess. So why don’t you come on over so I can fist your ass with a boxing glove and shit in your pretty little mouth just the way you like it. 
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But this forum already has the resident VETERAN idiot.
(oooh does this illiterate dork know what "veteran" means here? hahahahahahahahahahaha)
and now it has another worthless poster as well, Aren’t veterans the men you engage in prostitution with.
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As long as you keep quiet, people are left to wonder whether you are a clinical retard or a border-line imbecile. Now you forfeited that privilege of uncertainty.
The only thing I have forfeited, in starting a conversation with you, is a less than 1% chance that I will read anything worth while out of you. I’ve read matchboxes funnier than you, no shit, matchboxes.
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#71282 - 06/06/06 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I’ve read matchboxes funnier than you, no shit, matchboxes.
My God- thats the funniest shit I've read in a while!
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#71283 - 06/08/06 07:06 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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.... I’ve read matchboxes funnier than you, no shit, matchboxes.
I am sorry, dumbo, I am not as entertaining as your sole educational experience.
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#71284 - 06/08/06 07:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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.... I’ve read matchboxes funnier than you, no shit, matchboxes.
I am sorry, dumbo, I am not as entertaining as your sole educational experience.
no your not entertaining at all. the most interesting thing you've written is "the".
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#71285 - 06/08/06 07:37 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/06/06
Posts: 49
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the most interesting thing you've written is "the".
something repeated 2387393 times on internet and reproduced here as original wit. Oh yeah, you are iranian, no doubt about it.
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#71286 - 06/08/06 07:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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something repeated 2387393 times on internet and reproduced here as original wit. Oh yeah, you are iranian, no doubt about it.
and you a moronian. original wit and humor escape you just as heterosexuality does.
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#71289 - 02/20/07 01:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Yeah you p0wnded him or whatever the fuck it is the kids round here say H2C.
Is it pawned? Is it?
Fucking kids and their l33t speak shit. Kids. Always on my lawn with their fucking bicycles, tearing the fucking lawn up till I let the dogs out and then the police come round and talk down to me until I start telling them about the guns and then they want to fucking inspect them all and check the paperwork and then SHE fucking starts in and there's no dinner and so I just sit here and read this shit and wait for someone to fuck me off. Cunts.
Hey, was Hector by any chance Ghostshitto?
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#71291 - 02/20/07 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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That was entertaining, and yet slightly depressing at the same time. He didn't last long, did he? Wonder what his alt ID is these days?!
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