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#566882 - 09/12/12 01:16 PM Suggestion for frankie.
cqd Offline
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Undoubtedly you have heard other users bitching about your need to put gigantic animated .gif files in every thread you reply to. I think it's pretty irritating myself.

Solution: post LINKS to the animated .gifs you want to post.

That way those of us with limited bandwith/speed can see them if we like and you still get to post them without confining them to a .gif thread.

Post your .gifs where they are relevant but give users the option whether to load them or not.

No need to make me load a .gif that is almost a megabyte in the "deadly penis injection" thread.

This would do just fine Click (animated gif)

You can get creative with the wording. I think you'll find from responses to your incessant animated .gif posting that others would rather you either stop it, or confine it to a single thread. If you just use text links to your animations you have don't have to stop or confine posts anywhere.

Just a suggestion. Please. I can't be the only one who views threads at 99 posts per page. When you carpet bomb threads with animations loading takes a unnecessarily long time.

And if you reject my idea for simple links to .gifs you might remember that "hottest gif of the day" thread that you started... Use it please.


EDIT: The pic I linked to would have gotten it's point across if it was totally motionless. The several frames of animation really don't add anything.


Edited by cqd (09/12/12 01:23 PM)
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#566905 - 09/12/12 06:44 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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i see what your saying big daddy.i have a similar problem with the pic threads on this comp.i dont know how many posts per page i get but i know its not that much.ill keep the gifs to a minimum or use the link idea.

its weird though because clicking that gif made my comp slow down for a tiny bit but in the thread it doesnt.anyway,i dont know shit about computers and ill keep em in the gif thread.this couldve been a pm btw.
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#566906 - 09/12/12 06:46 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Steezo Offline
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Publicly shamed!
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#566908 - 09/12/12 06:55 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Get your own blog and go gif crazy over there.

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#566911 - 09/12/12 07:08 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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et tu gia?ill keep them in gif thread.
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#566919 - 09/12/12 07:16 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
LouCypher Offline
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she's right frank. you've been on a tear dude. it was fun while it lasted and all but you've hit the heavy saturation mark with the gifs and cawk laden pics.
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#566920 - 09/12/12 07:17 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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frown
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#566921 - 09/12/12 07:18 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
gia jordan Offline
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And it's fucking hell on a phone or ipad. It lags the page or freezes it.

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#566922 - 09/12/12 07:19 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
LouCypher Offline
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yup...just forget it with a phone.

frank...you've made all the right threads to place your efforts in. just keep em there.
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#566923 - 09/12/12 07:20 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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holy shit.you guys are worse than my former therapist.with those fucking two handed hand job motion(blow bang style and two on one cock,fuck she must jerk a mean dick).im not doing it anymore.fuck.
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#566924 - 09/12/12 07:22 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Steezo Offline
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Blatant humiliation in broad daylight!
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#566925 - 09/12/12 07:23 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
LouCypher Offline
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whatever... people are bitching and xpt is never about one person.
adjust.
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#566926 - 09/12/12 07:23 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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lol fucking steezo
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#566927 - 09/12/12 07:24 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
gia jordan Offline
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here to help, not humiliate. and nice humblebrag, frankie, that your dick's big enough for a two-hand twisty.

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#566931 - 09/12/12 07:27 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Steezo Offline
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Humblebrag, I like that. I'm adding it to the lexicon right next to jankity.
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#566934 - 09/12/12 07:34 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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lol no but i think she thought i had one.i do shoot a mean wad though.i pounded off to a dvd today after like 4 days of no jerks and launched all over the inside of my leg from my feet to my thigh and i still had more on my hand and other areas.damn shame she never just played with my dick through my sweats and then reached in.then we couldve just gone at it now and again and date if she wanted to,until she got bored of me.then i couldve at least been heartbroken with at least some good pussy and had given her some nice facials.

my pants are so close to fitting its stupid.i said fuck it today and took some of them to get them let out.the jean materials touch and i can button with a little effort but i want them out an inch.the tailor said thats nothing and recommended two.she knows what shes doing and im sure she was right.i shouldve done this months ago and then i couldve taken my former dr out and nailed her.oh well fuck it,she never even bothered to think that maybe i have dress pants too but i just dont wear them(save for court,interviews and such).


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#566940 - 09/12/12 07:39 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
LouCypher Offline
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suddenly the gifs don't seem so bad...
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#566965 - 09/12/12 08:06 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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I say keep the fucking Gif's Who gives a crap if others are using inferior equipment...

You be you Frankie don't let these bastards change a thing about you....

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#566969 - 09/12/12 08:10 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: LouCypher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
people are bitching and xpt is never about one person


Funny.
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#567004 - 09/12/12 10:36 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Mobile devices are underpowered and browsers not too sophisticated. Of course it is a shit fest.

People with slow connections. Yes, it can be a bit soothing and the default setup of Firefox makes it fucking jumpy and twitchy.

Better than getting spied on too much by the moderators really not giving a shit.

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#567011 - 09/13/12 12:47 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
gia jordan Offline
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No one's as sophisticated as you, PipeD.

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#567015 - 09/13/12 04:47 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Dear coincidence.

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#567035 - 09/13/12 09:50 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Richard Hungwell Offline
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I would hang this this mother fucking Cqd from a fucking telephone pole
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#567087 - 09/13/12 06:52 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Bornyo Offline
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No you wouldn't. But you'd post that you would, or that you did. But in real life you'd duck your head, tuck your tail up by your shriveled dick and run the other way.

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#567116 - 09/13/12 09:02 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Richard Hungwell Offline
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Suck my dick
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#567117 - 09/13/12 09:05 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Posts: 4580
Strictly heterosexual then.

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#567132 - 09/14/12 12:40 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: Richard Hungwell]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Originally Posted By: Richard Hungwell
Suck my dick


For the win. In a bathhouse, circa 1978 kind of way.
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#567154 - 09/14/12 01:46 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Pics make better threads. Fact.

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#567172 - 09/14/12 07:51 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: Claude Goddard]
cqd Offline
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Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Pics make better threads. Fact.


You are making the distinction between pics, animated gifs, and pics that fit the forum software? (I mean the ones uploaded here fit threads, the ones hot linked generally don't).
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#567181 - 09/14/12 10:45 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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I don't recall any imgur pics causing margin rape. Even the couple times I used sharnxs.com, they have been sized well in threads.

The high res pics Pipe posts sometimes, and Panzer w/ his food pics, slow my shit way down, but they both upload the pics to this site.
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#567182 - 09/14/12 11:13 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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Relevance is a significant factor. Panzer's food pictures in the cooking thread make sense. a single post with 5 animated .gifs of unrelated content is what I am having an issue with.

It has been pointed out by others that there are threads already started dedicated to animated gifs and that way everyone knows which threads they want to see. Think of it the way youtube videos work. One must push play.

The only solution I have is to either talk to frankie or block his postings. He sometimes has some interesting stuff to say and sometimes posts a handful of huge gifs. I would rather read his posts and skip the gifs.

Remember a thread Fiend made as his own image dump... Fiend wrote posts elsewhere and just dropped images there... I am suggesting a similar approach for Frank.
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#567191 - 09/14/12 12:16 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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I'm not saying you are wrong with your Suggestion For Frankie, I thought by "fit thread" you meant the size of the pics, not the relevance.
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#567197 - 09/14/12 12:43 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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titmen.problem solved.but nates loki gif slows my comp down the first time i see it in a day.
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#567201 - 09/14/12 12:57 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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My stuff slowing shit way down. Okay, maybe it does. Elsewhere I doubted it was worth the effort doing screencaptures of video, which can take a while when it will all just be drowned in some externally embedded stuff. It is not necessarily there in a month. HD is nothing compared to resolutions some sites seem to have. HD is nothing special either.

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#567204 - 09/14/12 01:34 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: drained]
LouCypher Offline
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
My stuff slowing shit way down. Okay, maybe it does. Elsewhere I doubted it was worth the effort doing screencaptures of video, which can take a while when it will all just be drowned in some externally embedded stuff. It is not necessarily there in a month. HD is nothing compared to resolutions some sites seem to have. HD is nothing special either.


is that your textual impression of a Frankie gif?.
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#567205 - 09/14/12 01:37 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Fuck you, homo.

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#567207 - 09/14/12 01:39 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
LouCypher Offline
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no.

how's things?.
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#567208 - 09/14/12 01:51 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Whatever.

I would not explain myself.

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#567210 - 09/14/12 02:12 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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Don't get offended there Pipe. I aint bitchin, just sayin.
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#567211 - 09/14/12 02:27 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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All is fine. My future absent pics will let the data flow effortlessly.

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#567213 - 09/14/12 02:59 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Don't act like a bitch.

I'll be out for the evening, so don't get pissy if it takes me a while to respond to your next quip.
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#567214 - 09/14/12 03:23 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: drained]
LouCypher Offline
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
All is fine. My future absent pics will let the data flow effortlessly.


future absent pics would be a great band name.


@ jerky.... he'll be fine. the pipe is resilient. he's had most of the place wanting him dead. DEAD. for how long now?.
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#567266 - 09/14/12 08:13 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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They are not quips anyway...more like queefs... some of them very long and sustained.

As to "Nate" and this suggestion...well you just know he's gonna push this to the limit now that people have spoken about their dislike of it. Not bitched, not complained, just expressed a displeasure with irrelevant bandwidth wasting gifs and margin rape.

And that's fine, because Nathaniel/Nate just wants to banned again.

But Frankie does every once in a while hit a triple at least. Too bad he doesn't know all his triples and homers could be text alone like his post about the crazy Doc. No pics required at all.

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#567278 - 09/14/12 09:53 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: drained]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
All is fine. My future absent pics will let the data flow effortlessly.


There you go pretending to be Sasha Grey again, Stewie, but this thread is about Frankie, not you.

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#567300 - 09/14/12 10:51 PM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Jerky does not get that it is about as important to me as thread views are to him and I am doing about the same.

Lou is on here too sparsely, so whatever.

Hunt away the meth cooking crew from your property, Bornyo. The wind got to you.

And of course the idiot out of the lizard shack would go retarded pitbull.

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#567334 - 09/15/12 01:26 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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Hottest Pic cracked 50k! I win the internet!
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#567359 - 09/15/12 07:23 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
fartz Offline
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It's the relevance that bothers me. Personally, I quit clicking on Frankie threads. I work in a porn store, I've no need to see endless porn when I'm not looking at the merchandise on the floor. I like when he posts gifs with the intent to provide commentary or ridicule. But nine fucking titfucking, cock-sucking pics/gifs in the middle of an otherwise smoothly flowing convo does get fucking annoying. I just scroll,scroll,scroll.

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#567383 - 09/15/12 10:39 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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lol
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#567397 - 09/15/12 11:12 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
But your spirit is spot on, ff. I mean, it's supposedly a porn group...at least in name. I've always thought it goes beyond that, but you've kept that little bit of the porn spirit alive.
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#567401 - 09/15/12 11:17 AM Re: Suggestion for frankie. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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cool
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